ode to a jolly rancher

[urfvrtwpn]

ok...so im trying to eat a jolly rancher (cherry mmm) and im unwrapping it and it falls on the floor under my chair. so i lean forward to get it and i hit my head on my so-be and nock it over causing it to spill on everything and me. and to top it off...i got hair on my jolly rancher and my face is sticky due to the sobe and the hair from the jolly

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jeff

[anonymous]

hahaha, thats awesome

[static_penguin]

smooooooth hahahahaha you goof

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