Perfecting the social subtleties: When saying good-bye, if the addresser says "good-bye, hon!" You must reply with, good-bye, followed by a noun acknowledging them of equal stature; dear, darling, baby. You can improvise with pet-names such as "candy cunt" or "lover tits." However, you cannot duplicate the "fareweller's" noun.

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so, i was wandering about the internet today and i came across this tintilating article and by tintilating i mean disturbing like a car wreck or a new born baby. Here is the article for your viewing pleasure. Keep in mind this guy is a serious corpus connoisseur and is coming to a grave near you. Article followed by commentary via yours truly, ( Read more... )

a child
eats
an
apple
and
spits
the seed
that
will grow
into the
tree
that
one
of your
loved
ones
will
run
into
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(thank you for your -how do you sleep- replies. i now know just how to attack you when i sneak into your house to steal your undergarments. i kid i kid. i dont have your addresses.)

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We are not the doctors. We are the disease. They hang the man and flog the woman ( Read more... )

i am the child ( Read more... )

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"I want my children to grow up and be normal people like me and my father and my grandfather was," said Ziad Nimri, 41, a salesman and a Democrat who lives in Spokane, Wash. "I don't want my children to start getting ideas. They see it's out in the open and you see men kissing men on television these days ( Read more... )

"I'm sorry."
- Mark Simpson, the writer who coined the term "metrosexual."