You make me snort coffe all over my computer desk... shame it was all nice and clean and awesome. You should come over and clean it up yourself... it was your fault. Someday I will steal your pants (get your fucking head out of the gutter prevert). You = awesome pants. If I saw you now I'd prolly give you a hug and then proceed to poke at your pants (STOP THINKING THAT YOU DIRTY FUCK). I would build a giant golden statue of yourself to place in your loungeroom just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my evil clones left ass cheak. If I could sing you any song it would be sexy results by Death from above 1979 because i think its a hot song. We could drink sugary substances under the stars. My love for you is like that of an emo kid to a razorblade.
Love, The one and only, GeeBee
(P.S. you wouldnt happen to have any panadol would you? my guts feel like their currently trying to eat themselves.)
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You make me snort coffe all over my computer desk... shame it was all nice and clean and awesome. You should come over and clean it up yourself... it was your fault. Someday I will steal your pants (get your fucking head out of the gutter prevert). You = awesome pants. If I saw you now I'd prolly give you a hug and then proceed to poke at your pants (STOP THINKING THAT YOU DIRTY FUCK). I would build a giant golden statue of yourself to place in your loungeroom just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my evil clones left ass cheak. If I could sing you any song it would be sexy results by Death from above 1979 because i think its a hot song. We could drink sugary substances under the stars. My love for you is like that of an emo kid to a razorblade.
Love,
The one and only, GeeBee
(P.S. you wouldnt happen to have any panadol would you? my guts feel like their currently trying to eat themselves.)
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