NINJA
and today....the first episode of "COOL NINJA CHARLEMAGNE"
It was a dark, rainy day in Garden Ridge, Texas
For some reason, the being known only as the bus driver skipped cool ninja's stop today...even though the students warned the driver of her tragic mistake...but not to worry...this was the perfect opportunity for cool ninja to hone his skills....especially after his defeat with Ninja Boom (see the action here!http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/boomboombitches/33182.html#cutid1)
But before he could train, Cool Ninja had to decide which mask to wear....The Wool Scarf of Amazing Speed:
Or the Cashmere Scarf of Invisibility:
Of course, invisibility is much cooler than being fast, so the cashmere mask it was. Now before we begin, lets clear up some Ninja myths.
Myth #1: Ninja's dont drink because they were their mask all the time. false, watch as Cool Ninja drinks his dr.pepper:
amazing. Myth #2: ninja's dont eat because of their mask. false, watch:
Now that those myths are cleared up, lets continue on with the story. So, Cool Ninja finally picked out his mask...it was now time to train. To start of hs training, Cool Ninja decided to do a few karate chops.
Next, it was time to train with his most prized possesion...the staff.
As Cool Ninja trained and trained, out of no where, his enemy Princess Ninja ambushed him.
Cool Ninja grabbed his staff, however, Princess Ninja showed no fear.
The battle raged on for hours, but unfortunately, Cool Ninja was defeated.
But the question still remains....why is Cool Ninja just so cool!?
Not even Cool Ninja knows...but it might be in part because he plays guitar!
Or maybe its his hat?
we may never know....
END
its long.and retarded. but you have to understand how bored i was.