Jun 23, 2011 21:38
[Hey, sup, Wonderland. Dave is on the air, chilling like the coolkid he is at his computer desk. This must be important if he's using the video function!]
So, Wonderland.
[Twirling a pen in his fingers here.]
The topic of the day in Strider 101 is this: How to Get Rid of a Troll. This is just in case they do something to annoy you so bad that you can't escape its torment. There's only one way to get a troll off your back.
[He flicks the pen up into the air and catches it, stilling its movements.]
It's also stupidly simple.
[Dave puts the pen on his desk, reaches down, and casually picks up…a bucket.]
Buckets. Show one, say the word, say something that you wouldn't think was dirty that involved a bucket, and they just go squick real quick. If you don't believe me, then try it out for yourself and see what happens.
[He puts the heinous bucket on his desk.]
I now open the floor for discussion and questioning.
bring on the great wall of text,
not for virgin troll eyes,
this is how we cool,
are you taking notes?,
it's raining buckets,
this is for cereal,
trolling the trolls,
now for your forecast,
~video,
striders gonna stride,
this is so horrible,
is this hate-flirting?,
bring on the capslock,
don't forget your bucket,
strider 101,
buckets everywhere,
striderfying is a go!