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[text forever] hamburellakind September 8 2011, 04:00:46 UTC
oooh
i like that better than the one in the movie
i can dance to it better
:D

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urnewkingbitch September 8 2011, 15:12:18 UTC
[Dave doesn't react when he sees that this thing has been recording him singing. He calmly switches off the video and starts to text.]

this one will always be the best version hands down
you want the mp3 file for it
wait have you been dancing to this and decided to text me only when it was over??

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hamburellakind September 8 2011, 17:03:26 UTC
...
no
i was listening to you sing
duh
hahahaha

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urnewkingbitch September 8 2011, 21:23:32 UTC
your blue text says no but the guilty look on your face says yes thats exactly what i was doing dave how did you know
btw how long has this thing been on

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hamburellakind September 9 2011, 02:21:38 UTC
just as long as that song was on
and come on you want to dance to it too
you were singing it
singing
singing!!!!!!!!!!!

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urnewkingbitch September 10 2011, 15:40:33 UTC
yes egbert
it was singing
im glad we finally reached that conclusion
i mean holy shit man id be lost without you
blond jokes all up and down the boulevard can go here
bro im sending you a song
figured you might be interested learning how to play it at some point

-- turntechGodhead is sending file Moondance.mp3. Accept? >y/n --

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hamburellakind September 11 2011, 03:51:43 UTC
yeah, you definitely need me at all times.
i am your lifeline.
it's me.
and whoa this song is awesome!!!!!!!!
really hardcore.
i may or may not be dancing.
you can guess.
(i am probably dancing.)

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urnewkingbitch September 16 2011, 00:39:21 UTC
just fuckin hold my hand while we cross the street
might get run over by a stray car and then whatd happen?
i swear if you save me all meyerpire style our friendship will be over faster than a new york second

nightwish is an awesome band
they had to get a new singer but shes alright
puts a little more pop into it instead of industrial opera but who cares
still a good voice
a lot of their older songs use a lot of piano
or at least in oceanborn they do
w/e ill send you some of their albums later

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hamburellakind September 16 2011, 00:59:16 UTC
fine.
you can get by all the cars you want!!!!!!!!

anyway,
yeah i need some practice!
it's been a while since i've played.
dad'd be
well
not disappointed but he'd kind of nudge me towards the piano, haha.

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urnewkingbitch September 16 2011, 01:03:14 UTC
better than becoming a sparkly thing
marry straight out of high school and then get knocked up with an undead baby
belated spoiler alert

welp
why not have a jam session with the three of us and whoever
fuck we might as well make use of the music room in this crazy mansion

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hamburellakind September 16 2011, 02:51:59 UTC
wow those books are kind of messed up.
how does a vampire even
i mean
isn't his sperm dead too????????

yeah!
we could do it with the glee club or something!

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urnewkingbitch September 16 2011, 03:04:24 UTC
egbert logic in those books doesnt even fucking exist
logic took one look at those books and said fuck you im getting the hell out of dodge
not only is the sperm dead but so are the penis ball sacks and other nasty bits
the thing that makes me hold my sides in unrestrained laughter is that when she gives birth to the undead baby
somehow
some way
she becomes a sparkle fairy herself
the series is fucked dude

sure we can do it with those guys
i was thinking more along the lines of piano bass and whatever the fuck i can get my hot little hands on in the music room
just doing whatever we want tuneswise

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hamburellakind September 16 2011, 03:06:26 UTC
did the baby bite
her
insides????????
wow that is all kinds of horrifying...

oh okay!
i'm totally fine doing it with the three of us.
although...it kind of makes me miss rose even more.
i mean violin is sweet, not gonna lie.

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omfg how did this devolve into a Twilight discussion? XDDDD urnewkingbitch September 16 2011, 03:20:37 UTC
how should i know???
i wasnt there in the womb with her
shit i wouldve gut myself with one of her ribs if i had been
it gets even better
the werewolf guy apparently becomes soulmates with the undead sparkle baby
and the undead sparkle baby is apparently a badass sparkle fairy for some reason

yeah it definitely meshes well
i figure when lalonde gets her psycho bitch ass in here we march off to the music room and jam out to dance of thorns amongst other things
maybe a mash-up idk yet

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idk but i love it hamburellakind September 17 2011, 03:18:41 UTC
wait
isn't he like a teenager?
the werewolf not the baby.
so he...with a baby?
ewwwwwww.

mash-ups are actually awesome.
like not the fake ironic awesome that you deal in.
hehehe.

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