[Text] 10th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

fuck this mansion

[Short, sweet, and to the point. Moving on.]

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[private text forever]

[hamburellakind]

[John's especially glad he can hide behind text right now.]

are you sure about that?
i mean...
you weren't yourself!
i don't blame you!
but maybe you were angry over real things?

[hamburellakind]

then the blue fairy came.
spoiler alert: you are the blue fairy.

[urnewkingbitch]

welp
ill just go into the closet and get my fucking fairy wings on
and then start singing random disney songs in random order
or maybe ironically try to sing along to that nick piteras medley of skyrocketing awesome
who knows

[hamburellakind]

nothing about that would be ironic and you know it.
it would be awesome and only awesome.
also you would have the sparkliest fairy wings.

[urnewkingbitch]

thats my new goal in life
to see if i can have the range/voice mimicry talent he has
theyd be so sparkly itd be like i was in a shoujo anime
ill be the most kawaii fucking fairy alive desu
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
holy fuck that took forever to manually type

[hamburellakind]

you are
as they say in the animes
so kawaii.
the most, actually.
if there was an award for it, you just won.
and none of it is ironic because it is perfect.

[urnewkingbitch]

im so flattered that you think im cute
i won the cute award and id like to make a speech about it chock full of irony and exhausting metaphors
but i cant be pissed
so ill keep it short
i want to say fuck you to the academy
fuck you to the audience
and fuck you to all the little people
because without you i wouldve stayed unkawaii
theres a special fuck you for my friends in the form of this video

[hamburellakind]

oh
my
god.
dave why do you even have that???????
there's no internet here!
oh my god it's so gross aaaaaaaaaaaah!

[urnewkingbitch]

did you think i was storing nothing on my computer??
i pretty much have all of his shit saved onto my computer just in case
fucking youtube taking down some good shit
are you freaking out like the nostalgia critic
cause seriously
arnold babies
thats what you were about to make when you found that lab and asked the network if you could make babies from it

[Dave is also laughing horribly at this.]

[hamburellakind]

oh my shit.
i really hope not.
i would've given up ectobiology right then and there.
sorry ghost slime you'll just stay that way.

wait are you saying we are arnold babies

[urnewkingbitch]

look in the mirror
now look at me
now look at the mirror
now back at me
sadly we are not arnold babies
and thank the fucking gods horrorterrors and whatever deities are out there for it
but no i mean if you had done it here
we wouldve ended up with arnold babies
then genocide would be committed oops

[hamburellakind]

well i don't think i'd kill them.
just.
leave them somewhere and hope the mansion takes them or something.
like a young mother leaving her prom baby on a doorstep so some cool guy like nic cage gets stuck with it and it's all heartwarming and at least two times i cry and stuff.
but with arnold babies and a building.

[urnewkingbitch]

why would you want arnold babies
in caseys
position
just why
fuck you now im going to have nightmares about nic cage raising an arnold baby with as terrible acting and writing as the room

[hamburellakind]

i don't know.
it just sounded better with nic cage involved.
arnold kind of freaks me out sometimes.
and
now allthetimes.

I like how we jumped from sad all the way to Arnold babies down to Gargoyles.

[urnewkingbitch]

i take great pride in contributing to the creeper arnold factor
at least you werent subjected to other god awful movies i could mention
i dont think you were anyway

fuck all this nostalgia is making me want to watch certain disney movies slash series i havent seen in god knows how long
are you up for a gargoyles marathon because that is a thing that will be happening tonight

that's because we're simply the best there is

[hamburellakind]

yes.
hell yes.
hell fucking yes!!!!!
gargoyles was amazing.