[Video/Text] 12th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[Hm, this is a rare sight! In addition to the lovely yukata, he's also without his sunglasses! It looks like he didn't quite mean to press the video button.

How frustrating.

At least it's not airing when he's in the hot springs. Anyway, Dave turns it off in favor of the text feature.]

sneak preview of what youre gonna see from now on

Comments

[hamburellakind]

whoa!
you look pretty good dave!
not as good as your bro, i guess
but still good!

[urnewkingbitch]

im getting my fucking culture on
dont think im japaneasy though
with my boundless kawaii stalwart sugoi and tips i learned from japanese hentai sites i will right wrongs and triumph over the uncool
insert magical girl pose here
sakura petals raining down dramatically like pink goddamn snow

whats this about bro

[hamburellakind]

wow that was super gay!

oh idk!
just that he's so cool!
i guess i never realized before?
but like he must've rubbed off on you a little.
oh wow what if that was more literal.
wow my brain is having trouble with that.
i don't know what these feelings i'm feeling are feeling.

[urnewkingbitch]

your nose is gay

what
you said he was lame and that his puppets were creepy
wait wait
backing up
number 1 that last sentence wasnt even english. im pretty fucking sure of that
number 2 did you just insinuate something nasty between my bro and me

[hamburellakind]

no.
yours is.
look at it.
so gay.

i don't know.
my brain is going into lots of interesting and confusing directions.
i just really like how your bro is so strong and tall and stuff?
i.
i don't know.
maybe i shouldn't talk to you about this, haha!
unless you like talking about it too.
do you?
that'd be interesting.

[urnewkingbitch]

at least im proud of my nose unlike you

i dont know how to feel about my best friend crushing on my older brother
why would i like talking about how good looking he is?
1 its an established fact and 2 thats my big brother
do i need to stress this more and in a couple languages

[hamburellakind]

who said i was not totally proud of my amazing nose on my amazing face?
or whatever.

i dunno!
it'd just be interesting if you did.
wait wait no i don't have a crush on him!
it's not like that!
i just didn't realize how utterly amazing he is in every possible way until.
um.
today!

[urnewkingbitch]

because your nose is gay and youre not proud of having a gay nose on your face

interesting how
egbert
that is the textbook definition of a crush
youve been struck by cupids arrow of bullshit and it just so happened that you fell for my bro

[hamburellakind]

if it is the only part of me that's gay.
i guess i can deal.

but it's not like s
other crushes i've had!
so it's not a crush.
it's just
i don't know i think he's really cool!
and i can't explain it.
it'd just be interesting to consider, i guess.

[urnewkingbitch]

and if i said your nether regions are gay

i dont even know what the fuck youre trying to make me consider here
man youre being a player

[hamburellakind]

rude, dave.

a player?
what, like in sburb?

[urnewkingbitch]

no dumbass
the other player
synonymous with pimp
do i need to beat you over the head with websters fuckin dictionary for pimp or are you good

[hamburellakind]

oh well.
in that case, thanks?
but i'm not really sure what you mean by that.

[urnewkingbitch]

its not really a compliment in this case
what i mean is that youve got multiple people receiving special attention from you
i doubt lopez will like it much

[hamburellakind]

am i not supposed to make friends?
and admire people?

[urnewkingbitch]

all im saying is that suddenly youre makin on bro today when youve told me before that hes lame
while im glad you finally see the light it seems suspicious to me
also youre saying weird shit