[Text] 13th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

sup wonderland
heres a psa from yours truly
today is jade harleys birthday
so go out and wish her a fucking good one
or completely drown her in gifts whatever works best

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[cull_means_care]

It's Jade's birt)(day?
W)(y didn't you tell me sooner?
I s)(all )(ave to t)(ink of somet)(ing suitable from t)(e closets

But Jade if you see t)(is before I find you
)(appy birt)(day!

[urnewkingbitch]

yep its her birthday
i kinda forgot with the event going on
then it was like i take a look at the fucking calendar and all i can think of is fuck its her birthday today and i almost forgot about it
obviously we need to start working on a goddamn cake
wanna meet up in the kitchen?

[cull_means_care]

Yes!
We s)(ould definitely do t)(at for )(er
Maybe
An ice cream cake!
Wit)( sparklers!

[urnewkingbitch]

oh man
i was thinking red velvet cake but holy shit i just had a fucking light bulb go off
ice cream red velvet cake
hell yes
definitely using sparklers but i think ill just call bro to set those suckers off

[ironlass]

[ Nightstand? How did he even get in her room without her noticing? She looks and lo and behold, there's the locket. She opens it and smiles. Maybe if Rose comes to the mansion, they can take an actual picture together. Jade puts it on and quickly grabs her communicator to text him. ]

i love it!
and dont think i forgot about your birthday ;)

[urnewkingbitch]

oh god good
the closet kept giving me shit that wouldnt open up
hard to forget my birthday id think
considering were almost in consecutive order

[ironlass]

no way
i had no idea our birthdays were so close!
that is completely new information
we should throw a really big party
dave and jades really big cool party palooza
vip only!!

[urnewkingbitch]

hell yeah
itll be the best damn party ever created

not to make your birthday spirit sink for a bit but i figured youd need to know
egbert and me are currently not on speaking terms
if you could sit his ass down and have a feelings jam of epic proportions or something id feel more inclined to actually hear what hes got to say for himself
otherwise im avoiding him

[misspouncellor]

:33 < you mean her wriggling day?
:33 < how absolutely pawful! :((
:33 < im sorry to hear that

[urnewkingbitch]

oh hey neps
havent seen you since the crow incident
also no its a good thing for humans
we celebrate it with a party a present or so and some goddamn cake
cant have a birthday without a cake
itd be like christmas without the fucking tree
man you guys must have a sad society if your birthdays a sad day

[misspouncellor]

:33 < i s33
:33 < *ac pawnders this infurmation fur a moment*
:33 < actually
:33 < i dont s33
:33 < what is christmas?

[urnewkingbitch]

christmas is every december 25th where everyone gets into the spirit of giving
you give gifts to the people you know and care about and shit
some people do whats called a secret santa where you have to give someone random a gift and you cant tell them youre giving it to them
otherwise it ruins the surprise