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(x) i never have been drunk
(x) i never have smoked pot
( ) i never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) i never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) i never crashed a friend's car
(x) i never have been to japan
( ) i never rode in a taxi
(x) i never had anal sex
( ) i never have been in love
(x) i never had sex
(x) i never have had sex in public
( ) i never have been dumped
( ) i never shoplifted
(x) i never have been fired
( ) i never have been in a fist fight
(x) i never had a threesome
( ) i never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) i never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) i never have been caught masturbating
( ) i never pissed on myself
(x) i never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) i never have been arrested
(x) i never made out with a stranger
( ) i never stole something from my job
(x) i never celebrated new years in time square
(x) i never went on a blind date
(x) i never lied to a friend
(x) i never had a crush on a teacher
(x) i never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) i never been to europe
( ) i never skipped school
(x) i never slept with a co-worker
(x) i never cut myself on purpose
(x) i never had sex at the office
(x) i never got married
(x) i never got divorced
(x) i never had children
ripped from _inertia_, who has probably felt the uncomfort like that of being in the back of a volvo.