holllllllyyyyyy shit. WE GOT THE HORSE HEAD!

Hahaha. Incase you're wondering what Im talking about, my fellow bitches and ho's, last night, we were on a mission....a mission for the horse head. haha. Well, a few nights ago SOMEBODY got on christina's ooollllddd sn and Imed me and was telling me stupid crap and i didnt think it was her but i wasnt ( Read more... )

omgomgomg. mom just came into my room and handed me a plane ticket ( Read more... )

mom says shell take me to get emergency beauty products before sc. Iv lowered the list down to ( Read more... )

Donna is over (movie start hair dresser) and told us allllll about her fab life. ughhh. So she got katie a Jessica simpson autograph and told us about all of her new found movie star friends. So, Johnny Noxville apparently is "The coolest" according to her. He sent her a 200$$$ spa pakage...u kno, thats the life i was meant to live. She says Paris ( Read more... )

I was just having some ME time....face masking, yogaing, blasting music (?) mhm yeah WHEN SUM 1 INTERUPTS ME! not naming any names but MARVEL. Yeah. weird. I havent talked to her since like 6th grade. . . anyways. My lifes been pretty lame latley. Iv begun my master awsome plan of trying to convince my mom to call up billy (THE SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH ( Read more... )

back to being a heartless boy toy abusers playa!!! woooh!! no offence to chandler bc hes cool and everything but i REALLY wanted to be single but i didnt wanna break up with chandler bc i still liked him and he was a sweetheart but...yeah. im UBER excited to be single lol. I think tomorrow ill go to kylies house and celebrate in her fridge!! AHAH!!

It's sunday night and if I had a normal family, who KEPT promises, I would now be in south carolina (yeah apparently its called south carolina) but no, I have to have liar psycho parents. I went to go ask mom about it and she was on the phone (as usual) and she got really angry and kicked me and told me to go away. Honestly, it's lucky such ( Read more... )

ok i saw titanic again today and i officially wanna bang leonardo dcaprio. Bc he was so sexy when he was getting all mad and trying to escape when he was locked up under water and he was like ... being sexy. I rele wanna watch that movie again but its like 5 houirs long and i dont wanna cry again. But it so sad when she dies and all the ppl who ( Read more... )

hmph. well. Iv decided to giveup on chasing boyfriends and crushes and im now jus focusing on getting some bootay. Honestly, it seems like thats all guys are good for ( Read more... )

Katies bitching at me about being lazy. It's the summer, I'm alowed to be lazy. I swear, she has perminate pms ( Read more... )