an open note to SciFi Original Production Company

[ursako]

Dear Messrs

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[lobsterbox]

Casper van Dien? Was Dean Cain deemed (or is it deaned/diened?) too old for that particular role?

"Hai guyz, remember Starship Troopers? That movie was pretty cool, amirite? FUCK YOU I AM A AWESOME ACTOR!" *blubber blubber*

Or at least that's how I imagine his part negotiations go, based on my extensive experience in the movie biz.

[ursako]

Dude, that was a perfect storm of bitchery right there. Are you trying to steal my job? What, you think this is your ElJay?

(I KNOW. HE'S SO SAD. AND IT WAS A MOVIE ABOUT BIBLICAL GIANTS.)