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[ursaloco2]

Somebody, during broad daylight...stole three new (blooming) asiatic lilies from my flowerbed. What the fuck?

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[theorybunny]

You have a flowerbed?

[ursaloco2]

yeah, one of the few joys of living in an old victorian, in the apartment that has an entrance on the front porch...

[theorybunny]

Nice!! Maybe there is a way to increase your interest in the non-spicy vegetarian cuisine? :P

[ursaloco2]

no. I'll be eating squirrels if i catch them stealing my flowers. LOL

(I could eat tomatoes all summer long without even thinking of meat. When winter comes, i need BEEF. LOL

[djmattconsola]

Put out an all points bulleton on a Caucasion wearing fuzzy white slippers, white ear muffs, and a white fuzzy tail ... wait a minute that's no person .... (-:

[ursaloco2]

why the hell would a wascally wabbit eat just the asiatic lilies and not the pandora's box lily or the stella d'oro lillies?

i'm gonna put out an apb on a squirrel.
there've been holes dug up in the bed before...

and the next fall, lo and behold, there are walnut saplings...

little fuckers.

I'm tryin' to convince myself that no PERSON would steal them, but they WERE awfully pretty.

[doughynut]

Fuckers. Every year we get something stolen out of our garden. Last year it was ring-of-fire sunflowers, orange, red, and yellow canna, and annual poppies. It's a good thing I never saw anyone do it, because I probably would have seriously fucked them up

[ursaloco2]

I'm about to start packin'.

squirrel soup, anyone?
or perhaps young queer soup? Who would steal flowers but queers?

LOL

[doughynut]

Oh, I bet you'd be surprised. About a year ago, I saw a young, totally straight looking woman swerve over to the side of the road just so she could jump out and rip about 20 california poppies out of my neighbors garden. I think queers and straights are equal when it comes to stealing flowers.

[ursaloco2]

I always ask myself...What Would Alan Do?--so i don't steal.

LOL

[paterson_si]

chop their hands off

[ursaloco2]

I've got a VERY sharp hot pink pocket knife.... :-)

[paterson_si]

pink.... cool.... dangerous :)

[ursaloco2]

lookin' to make some nice (lucky) keychains...LOL