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[urundil]

*SOMEHOW winds up down by the coast*

*staggers along, swigging from a can of fortified wine*

*peers at the horizon and sees something moving*

o_0

ARRRRRRR!!! THE WHITE WHALE!!!

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[big_splash]

Huh?

[urundil]

*hollers*

*acquires a harpoon from...somewhere.*

[big_splash]

HOLY SHIT! You crazy idiot!

I'M NOT EVEN WHITE! I'M BLUE!

*Flees*

[he_who_pours]

>:|

*observes warily*

[big_splash]

DAD!!! HELP! HE'S GOT A HARPOON AND KEEPS CALLING ME "MOBY!"

[he_who_pours]

Don't worry! He has lost it. I suspect booze or drugs. If he tries anything, I'll handle him.

[urundil]

ARRRRR!

*takes a pot-shot*

*couldn't hit a barn-door in this state*