A lovely day in the city park. Sun shining, the birds singing! THEY’RE LAUGHING AT ME MOM!!!:

HEY DOG ENTITY! RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTHY FANGS AT THE OPPRESSIVE LEASH WEILDING DEMON!! GODDAMN MY NAVEL ITCHES!! AHEM!! ERGHHHHH!! AGCHECKHH!! AHEM! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! CAT CHOW!! CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF ( Read more... )

Death was just a simple glance across a dim lit room
And those eyes did it
Those three words did it
Those three words killed him

Mad Cow disease is sweeping the nation! Check your beef and lick a chicken! That is all.
-zerp