this means war, pal

[usa_fuckyeah]

PLAN TO DEFEAT RUSSIA
By ALFRED F. JONES FUCK YEAH

- challenge to a basketball game too damn tall, maybe...
- drinking contest
- get a bigger, more badass gun
- SHOOT THE HELL OUTTA THAT PINKO COMMIE
- repeat as needed

Plan B:
- infiltrate with McDonald's
- PLANT AMERICAN FLAGS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
- search for weapons of mass destruction

Comments

[iseeunicorns]

Simple and effective. I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised.

[usa_fuckyeah]

Well, of course it's effective! Why are you so surprised, anyway?

[iseeunicorns]

[ After seeing the next part ]

I take back what I said. You idiot!

*SENDS SPIES*

[scarfwearsyou]

*IN UR BASES BOMBIN UR MILITARY*

[usa_fuckyeah]

*IN UR OCEANS HARRASSING UR FISH*

[scarfwearsyou]

DON'T MAKE ME SIC JAPAN ON YOU

[usa_fuckyeah]

[schweiztan]

If you really wanted effective guns, you'd stop trying to make your own. You'll never live up to us.

[chocolatnwafels]

Sounds like an... Interesting plan. Both of them. However, doesn't Russia already have McDonalds up there?

[Thoughts centered on the fact the American Fast Food industry has already invaded plenty of countries.]