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[usagipheromones]

Setting: Mid-day or something like that, in a bookstore where you just happen to be.

[and you'll come across a university student browsing the aisles. he picks up a book, holding it to his chest and freaking out]

The Kan! I've been waiting for this new volume...! Ijuuin-sensei is so wonderful!

[he looks off to the side, a different book catching

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[zombiesupdahell]

Finally, weekly jump! I knew I shouldn't have stayed so late at the arcade.

[ and the voice comes from right behind misaki, just as the excited freshman bumps into him. ]

Ack-- sorry! Are you okay?

[usagipheromones]

No, I'm not okay! [THROWS BOOK ACROSS THE STORE

silently hopes he doesn't get in trouble for it]

This has to be against copyright or...something like that!

[zombiesupdahell]

Uh... I'm sorry?

[ Are you mad at him for bumping into you or the books? Geez. He bumped into a real nutjob. ]

[usagipheromones]

Sorry, ha ha ha! I got carried away there..

[throwing book back onto the shelf

hoping you don't notice it]

[demon_kamijo]

[As fate would have it, one of his professors was there to pick up the same book. The man seriously stopped at the beginning of the aisle and stared at the commotion his student was causing over a book he should say so many horribly jealous things about That book of all books.

Now he was just walking down and taking one for himself... and smacking Misaki with it]

Stop acting like a right idiot in public.

OMG I LOVE YOU.

[usagipheromones]

[completely
dumbstruck

both by the fact that hi your professor just happens to be here and HOW CAN YOU NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

oh and being smacked by the very bane of his existence]

S-Sorry, but ...this is torture.

I am here to help~

[demon_kamijo]

Either learn to numb yourself to it or don't read it at all. He's going to keep doing it either way.

[He'd have to be stupid himself not to realize Who this was, after all not so many years ago it was him here in this aisle having this same panic attack because his best friend was a blind moron.]

DO YOU PLAY HIM ANYWHERE. also lol icon

[usagipheromones]

I'll sue him for using my name! And then we'll see who keeps writing this homo shit.

[welp, Misaki has no idea

Usagi never told him]

[willneverlove]

['Sup? Also reading books. He glances over and smiles when he sees the the first book Misaki is reading. PERKY PERKY PERKY. He wants to know all about the kinds of books Marukawa publishes, familiarize himself with the product.]

Those books are published by Marukawa, aren't they?

[usagipheromones]

Yes, but... why would you ever want to read them!!!

[willneverlove]

Excuse me for asking, but do you not like those books?

[He wants to know what he can do to improve the product for the reader! Don't dislike them, Misakichi. ;;]

[usagipheromones]

...These books are terrible.

[he is not aware of the bad repercussions this will bring]

This author...is... [clenching fists so mad cannot speak SEE ICON]

this actually happens in canon

[a_hired_pistol]

[Shin was left at the entrance by a beautiful older woman who bought an erotic novel for him and patted his butt as she left. He was eager to start on it but realized also that he had a few hours to kill. So he wandered back among the stacks, searching in that idle way teenagers have, for something that caught his wandering eye. He noticed a university student blushing at something and pulled the book from the shelf.]

Hey, this is pretty hot. Are you in it? Is that why you look so pissed?

LMFAO. F M L

[usagipheromones]

[did he just

say

it was hot]

This thing is vile and repulsive and terrible! [AND NOT 'HOT' AS YOU SAY] And of course that's why I'm pissed!

[a_hired_pistol]

[He eagerly flipped through it.] Whoa, now that's new even to me...

Hey, it might not be your thing, but you should feel complemented. Erotic novelists don't just choose anyone to put in their books.

[usagipheromones]

[slaps the book out of your hands]

It used to be my brother.