Comments | usamonkey: Mr. Pick, If I May

usamonkey

Mr. Pick, If I May

Jan 27, 2006 01:11

Fuck Oprah.
You got duped. It happens. Sometimes books are "fiction." I know the stupid thing was billed as a biography...but shit, so were the movies Ray and Walk The Line. Let me know how accurate they were. Matter of fact, don't. I don't want to see you drag Jamie Foxx or Joauquin Phoenix on your couch and tell them how you are ( Read more... )

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imarocka76 January 27 2006, 13:07:47 UTC

in one of my brother's classes the teacher is making the kids read books straight from Oprah's, which henceforth shall be known as The Big O, booklist.

The teacher says at the end that if they win a this essay contest the student and one teacher can go to The Big O's show.

I find her appalling, I find this matter appalling. She's appalling. Appallinggggg. Apalling balls.. sorry.

usamonkey January 27 2006, 16:50:45 UTC

How is that a prize? Do people actually perticipate? She's a haught self-centered douch to the upmost power. I just don't get it.

imarocka76 January 28 2006, 08:10:27 UTC

hahha, my brother was like.. I'm going to take this other teacher if I win... just to spite her.

This teacher though is fairly cool but you have to read very...very lame books like "female power" books. "females coming of age" books. It's so totally weak.

Have you ever read the Awakening? or Joy Luck Club? or Lovely Bones? That's just a few books you are required to read in her class.

diamond_pick January 27 2006, 15:55:42 UTC

Fuck her ego-douche magazine that always sits there at the checkout line at the grocery store, month after month. I can always count on seeing her smiling face, right between the tabloids and the crossword puzzles.

Puting herself on every cover of every single issue? Damn. My ego is large enough to influence the tides, but I got nothing on this bitch.

Fuck Oprah.

usamonkey January 27 2006, 16:53:29 UTC

Everytime I see that magazine at the check out it makes me want to punch babies.

diamond_pick January 27 2006, 17:17:03 UTC

That's pretty convenient, being inside a supermarket and all... Hell, I'd go shopping more often if I got free entertainment with my rotisserie chicken.

"Cleanup at register seven."

imarocka76 January 28 2006, 08:08:48 UTC

..I've heard cases of small children eaten after some poor soul gazed upon her image in an enquirer