I like to talk. I doubt it would occur to most people that I can be talkative but it's true and I do enjoy it. The situation has to be right though. I love a good conversation. I like the kind in which you say something, then the other person says something, and in the middle of what theyre saying you think of something that relates to it and you ( Read more... )

 
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Sometimes I just wanna control his being.

To make like a football coach and shout orders at him while pointing in all directions at once.
To fold him up like a paper airplane and thrust him off a cliff into salvation.
To marinate his brain cells in Miso soup.
To destroy his destruction.
May God help him.

Yesterday I worked on an installation piece for my finals. Actually, I think I finished it. No, we finished it. I enlisted the help of a good friend of mine in efforts to accomplish this task quicker. The task was to tape Tetris or "tetromino" pieces (that I spent 20 years cutting out of 600 ply construction paper with a dull blade) to a pair of 7 ( Read more... )

"The World's First Television for Men and Women"

This is a link to the leading ad for the new Sony Bravia television.

The ad is broken up into two parts; "why men like it "and "why women like it". Sony attempts to explain by giving you the same reasons for both genders and changing certain words to be more masculine or feminine. (Seriously.) I'm ( Read more... )

   Car insurance is a scam. Most of us have no choice but to fall victim to it because we are trapped. It's either that or paying out of pocket for a Corvette you rear-ended in a "freak accident". Some of us choose to not drive insured and for others, it's chosen for us. I work with a guy that lives on his own in a one bedroom apartment struggling ( Read more... )

My sister is flying in from ATL (where she lives) today to visit us here in Memphis (and celebrate her birthday). I think she's gonna be 31. I dont feel bad that I'm not entirely sure. Birthdays happen far to often for me to be able to keep up with all of them ALL of the time. She's bringing her son, Matthew (2?) also.  All of this means that I'm ( Read more... )

JWAEDBSFKJDFGVKLIREMONEY!!!!!!!

 For the most part, my visit to Baton Rouge was a great experience. I say for the most part because consistent headaches and overall restlessness hindered me from enjoying myself as much as I know I could have.
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   This morning, I decided that I should go ahead and take my car through inspection.  For those of you who arent familiar with that process, it pretty much means that I have to drive through this building that kinda looks like a car wash and have one of the people working there test a few of my car's important features (such as emergency breaks, " ( Read more... )