F1RST TROLL1NG [text]

Jul 26, 2011 10:04

GC: SO
GC: 1 WOULD 4PPR3C14T3 1T 1F SOM3ON3 COULD T3LL M3 WH4T TH3 H3LL 1S GO1NG ON H3R3 >:|
GC: B3C4US3 1T 4PP34RS TO B3 SOM3TH1NG 3XTR3M3LY FUCK3D UP
GC: MY SK1N SM3LLS 4LL W31RD 4ND P34CHY, L1K3 HUM4N SK1N
GC: 1T 1T 1S H1GHLY D1SCONC3RT1NG
GC: BUT TH4T 1S NOT TH3 PO1NT
GC: 1 H4V3 B33N K1DN4PP3D 4ND FORC1BLY CONSCR1PT3D 1NTO SOM3 SORT OF CR1M1N4L ( Read more... )

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sorry this is so l8! 8etterl8 August 7 2011, 23:09:44 UTC
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Look who it is.
If it isn't little miss Sta8-you-in-the-8ack!

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Not a problem! used_lick August 7 2011, 23:20:38 UTC
VR1SK4
1 SHOULD H4V3 3XP3CT3ED YOU TO B3 H3R3
1TS L1K3 TH3 F1N1SH1NG TOUCH OF SUCK ON MY CURR3NT S1TU4T1ON

1 DONT R3M3MB3R ST4BB1NG 4NYON3 1N TH3 B4CK
4ND 1F YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT B3TR4Y4LS
L1K3 K1LL1NG, P4R4LYZ1NG, OR BL1ND1NG SOM3ON3 YOU W3R3 FR13NDS W1TH
TH3N YOUR3 D3F1NIT3LY ON3 TO T4LK

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8etterl8 August 7 2011, 23:31:23 UTC
The suck of your situation. Imagine mine.
Ugh.
I knew it was only a matter of time 8efore this happened.

What kind of treachery is this not remem8ering your most triumphant mom8nt!
I would have thought you'd w8nt to wave it in my f8ce!
I have to admit, I never thought you'd have the guts to actually do it.

W8, w8!
I thought we were over the whole FLARP thing.
Don't you actually LIKE 8eing 8lind 8etter?
Freak.

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used_lick August 7 2011, 23:41:20 UTC
R34LLY
H4V3 YOU B33N FORC1BLY CONSCR1PT3D 1NTO 4 CR1M1N4L ORG4N1Z4T1ON

WH4T 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG 4BOUT
1S TH1S SOM3 K1ND OF W31RD T1M3 SH3N4N1G4NS
1 THOUGHT YOU W3R3 4T L34ST SM4RT 3NOUGH NOT TO G3T 1NVOLV3D 1N TH4T

Y3S
B3C4US3 YOU C4NT 3V3N COM3 UP W1TH 4 D3C3NT R3V3NG3
BUT TH4T DO3SNT M4K3 1T OK4Y

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1/2 8etterl8 August 7 2011, 23:46:30 UTC
Whatever. I'M over the whole FLAPing thing so I don't give a shit. >>>>P
8ut let me get this str8.
You've 8een inducted into some sort of crime organization.
HA!
That is toooooooo rich!
Terezi's a criminal! Terezi's a criminal!
Hahahahahahahaha!

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8etterl8 August 7 2011, 23:51:46 UTC
[There's a couple of minutes before the next text is sent. Vriska's looking a little dejected now. Still ahead of everyone.]

Oh yeah.
Time shenanigans.
This place is all a8out these fucking time shenanigans.
John's not even Godtier yet, from his point in time........

So
What's the last thing you remem8er then?
Has Gamzee gone cr8zy at least?

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used_lick August 8 2011, 20:15:43 UTC
1M NOT 4 CR1M1N4L
1M 4 K1DN4PP1NG V1CT1M
4ND B3L13V3 M3 ONC3 1 G3T MY H4NDS ON TH3 P3OPL3 R3SPONS1BL3
1 W1LL L3G1SL4C3R4T3 TH31R COLL3CT1V3 4SS3S

Y34H
SOLLUX W4S FROM 4 D1FF3R3NT T1M3 TOO
1 DONT R3M3MB3R 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT G4MZ33
1 W4S CH4TT1NG W1TH D4V3 JUST B3FOR3 1 3ND3D UP H3R3
3XPL41N1NG TO H1M 4BOUT HOW TH3 GOD T13R WORK3D

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8etterl8 August 9 2011, 03:33:19 UTC
Riiiiiiiight.
We've all 8een kidnapped, don't think you're the only special case here.
Good luck finding the assholes responsi8le though.
I've heard some people have 8een stuck here over a year.

If you've talked to Sollux, then you've pro8a8ly got the whole run down?
Pokémon 8luh, 8luh.
8adges 8luh, 8luh.
Stuck here 8luh, 8luh.
8asically a whole lot of 8luh.

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used_lick August 10 2011, 00:44:03 UTC
1 GOT TH4T

BUT NO ON3 3LS3 1V3 M3T H4S TURN3D UP 1N M4HOG4NY

4ND S1NC3 1M SUPPOS3ED TO B3 1N TH1S "T34M ROCK3T"

1LL PROB4BLY RUN 1NTO ON3 OF TH3M SOON3R OR L4T3R

Y34H SOLLUX 3XPL41N3D 4LL TH4T

PLUS SOM3 OTH3R P3OPL3 1 M3T

B4S1C4LLY L1K3 SGRUB

ONLY W3R3 PL4Y1NG F1DUSP4WN 1NST34D OF R34RR4NG1NG FURN1TUR3

4LSO NOBODY D13S

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8etterl8 August 10 2011, 20:24:52 UTC
A nice 8it if irony for you there.
The Legislacerator ends up in the criminal organization.
I turned up in dead 8eat New 8ark town or whatever.

This place is like the nice version of Sgru8.
The nod dying part is actually a nice change for once.

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used_lick August 12 2011, 13:57:10 UTC
YOUR3 R1GHT
1T 1S H1GHLY 1RON1C
D4V3 WOULD D3F1N1T3LY 4PPROV3
BUT 1T 1S MOR3 L1K3LY SO 1 C4N 3N4CT JUST1C3 ON TH3M

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