12. [video/action near moomoo farm/FOURTHWALL]

[used_beatup]

[while training, Beat has gotten himself caught up in the glitch. But he hasn't noticed yet, and ~*~coincidentally~*~, is making a pokegear post.]

Yo, yo... alla sudden, my sandshrew don't wanna train anymore! I think it started ever since she hit level 21... sup widdat? I don't think she sick...

[he points the camera at Wreckin' Ball the

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[pindroppinpig]

[Hey Beat, look at that pig over there.
Does it look familiar at all?]

1/2

[used_beatup]

[kinda...]

[used_beatup]

Hold up!!

You a NOISE!

C'mon Wreckin' Ball! You and me is gonna ERASE DAT PIG.

[wreckin' ball is like WHAT oAo]

[pindroppinpig]

[B-but it doesn't want to be Erased!
So it's just going to scurry away as fast as it's little legs can carry it.]

[hgg_threepwood]

[There is a pirate. Who's just finished trying to insult swordfight a Miltank from the farm.]
That couw totally did fight like a cow. I really really didn't expect that to happen. Oh! Another trainer! Hi!

[used_beatup]

Huh?

[he looks back over toward the farm]

Yo man! Uh, do you know w-

[waaait. Something's off with this picture...]

Were you jus' swordfightin' widdat cow?

[hgg_threepwood]

Why yes I was. I've always been told that fighting like a cow is an insult, and I didn't get to fight the last ones me and Raz met. So I tried with that cow, and it was an uncool fighter. I guess the insult is true. [nodnod]

[used_beatup]

... Duhhh. Tha's a milk cow, man. They jus' sit around and eat grass or whatever, right?

[not that he's ever really been around cows himself, but do you really need to fight it to tell it's a fat wuss?

Whitney's will come as a surprise...]

[nicepartner]

[This is Ash. This is Ash watching the Sandshrew.]

Did'ja try asking what she wants?

[used_beatup]

Wha?

You can talk to pokemon?

[nicepartner]

Kinda, yeah! [AS IN SORT-OF IN A VAGUE WAY] I do it all the time with Pikachu.

[used_beatup]

Maybe tha's worth a try then!

[also huh... a pikachu... and poky black hair... and a cap.... kinda ringing some childhood bells here, bro 8|a He watched anime once upon a time

But nah he figures you're just a generic trainer. Let's focus on that sandshrew]

[gnomesareevil]

Look at you, strong arms, broad shoulders, a squared jaw. YOU ARE ONE WEIRD LOOKING LADY!

[used_beatup]

HEY!

I ain't no lady!

[gnomesareevil]

Are you lost mi' lady? I can direct you to the nearest kitchen. Ha ha ha ha!

[used_beatup]

You wanna go, long ears?!

[aurajackal]

[And this is a little 2-foot blue thing peering at the Sandshrew.]

She looks fine to me.

[used_beatup]

[Wreckin' Ball peers out shyly from her ball as Beat turns - and does not see anyone cause he isn't looking far enough down.]

Wha? Yo, who said that?

[aurajackal]

Down here.

[used_beatup]

[Looks down...

!]

Bwaaah! Talkin' dog!