Somewhat Rhyming Poem On Weather Patterns For Writing Workshop

By Claire Stemmer

( on how liars never think they're wrong )

Yesterday I wanted to get presents for the whole entire world.
But. Its been a very lonely holiday.

I just wanted to apologize
to all the worms I just stepped on on my way home.
It was rainy & I couldnt see
If it makes you feel better,
I'm very wet and cold now.

Just wanted to inform you all, I'm melting slowly.

( why? lets put it under a cut )

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Ooh my...whats been going on for the last couple of weeks...

( DONT IT FEEL SO GOO-OOD WITH A LADY AND DOO-OOD )

Today when I was lonely and waiting for my dad to pick me up at the movies
this little girl walked into the bathroom, and she came right up to me and said, "You are beautiful." And i said
"But I've got a fat lip, and I'm all alone!"
and she said, "Hi, my name's Jordan. I like your shoes."

I'm totally naming my first daughter Jordan.

Hi my name is Claire and tonight i positively MELTED. Guilt comes tomorrow, but WO-HOW.

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Ahh you know when nights are really bad and you want to battle them with lightsabers? Thats how I feel. Saturday nights are supposed to be fun!! you're supposed to get saturday night fever from having so much fun!shgdhgfhgshgfhgdhjgfhjgfjghj