If one were out and about in Goldenrod tonight, and looking for a bar, one might just wander into the Golden Charmander, conveniently located one block north of the Hotel and three blocks west of the Pokemon Centre. And one would see a woman with long black hair seated at the bar, nursing a glass of scotch.
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If one then decided to approach this woman, you might hear her talking to herself. "Congratulations, Ise. You've managed to survive four entire months in Johto, to this very day. Happy anniversary."
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How long have you people been here?