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Jul 26, 2011 10:04

GC: SO
GC: 1 WOULD 4PPR3C14T3 1T 1F SOM3ON3 COULD T3LL M3 WH4T TH3 H3LL 1S GO1NG ON H3R3 >:|
GC: B3C4US3 1T 4PP34RS TO B3 SOM3TH1NG 3XTR3M3LY FUCK3D UP
GC: MY SK1N SM3LLS 4LL W31RD 4ND P34CHY, L1K3 HUM4N SK1N
GC: 1T 1T 1S H1GHLY D1SCONC3RT1NG
GC: BUT TH4T 1S NOT TH3 PO1NT
GC: 1 H4V3 B33N K1DN4PP3D 4ND FORC1BLY CONSCR1PT3D 1NTO SOM3 SORT OF CR1M1N4L ( Read more... )

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[Text] k9tantei July 27 2011, 00:58:04 UTC
[Well, as far as I know, everyone that arrives here who isn't human ends up human, which is probably why that happened.

I've heard of a lot of people getting brought here from different worlds and times, and I'd heard there was a criminal organization here, but I didn't know they had people turn up and get "conscripted" like that - I think they might be responsible for some things that've gone on since I got here.

I'm not sure if there's enough evidence to tell if they're directly connected to how we all ended up here or not, since there's so many people that showed up in New Bark Town like me...

The weird thing hanging around is your starter - not sure what kind it is from that description, but they basically protect you and help you out.

Do you know yet where you are, or what town you're in?

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[Text] used_lick July 27 2011, 01:33:30 UTC

GC: SO W41T, 1M HUM4N NOW >:?
GC: HOW 1S TH4T 3V3N SUPPOS3D TO WORK
GC: 1 M34N, NORM4LLY YOU DONT JUST W4K3 UP ON3 MORN1NG 4ND F1ND OUT YOUR3 SUDD3NLY 4 D1FF3R3NT SP3C13S
GC: 4LTHOUGH TH1S PL4C3 1SNT 3X4CTLY NORM4L
GC: WHY H4SNT 4NYON3 DON3 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT TH3S3 CR1M1N4LS
GC: TH3Y 4R3 OBV1OUSLY 4 BUNCH OF V1L3 M1SCR34NTS
GC: HUM4NS MUST H4V3 4 F4R L3SS 3FF3C13NT L3G4L SYST3M

GC: SO YOUR3 "ST4RT3R" 1S L1K3 YOUR LUS1S
GC: M1N3 DO3SNT S33M V3RY US3FUL
GC: 1T 1SNT 3V3N SOL1D
GC: 1TS JUST 4 B1G, GR4P3-L1COR1C3 FL4VOR3D G4S B4LL

GC: NO 1 DONT KNOW WH3R3 1 4M
GC: USU4LLY K1DN4PP1NG V1CT1MS DONT

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[Text--> Toggling Private] k9tantei July 27 2011, 03:13:12 UTC
Welcome to Johto. Check normal logic at the door, there's a lot to learn and it doesn't like conforming to silly normal world logic.

Well, the law enforcement here seems ... uh ... special. Compared to my world.

Not in the good sense. I've been looking for what clues I can get on these guys, myself.

They have powers - my starter is a dog that breathes fire, I think I've seen other pokémon like what you just described in a couple haunted towers; if I remember right they could put things to sleep, paralyze them, and turn that lick into an attack. You can pick up more of a team as you go.

Are they restricting your movements any or paying close attention to what you're doing?

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[Text--> Toggling Private] used_lick July 29 2011, 14:07:39 UTC
GR34T
TH1S PL4C3 4PP4R3NTLY SUCKS 3V3N H4RD3R TH4N 1 THOUGHT 1T D1D
4SSUM1NG TH4TS 3V3N POSS1BL3
M4YB3 W3 C4N WORK TOG3TH3R
4 P41R OF ROGU3 L3G1SL4C3R4TORS
WORK1NG OUTS1D3 TH3 SYST3M 1N OUR F1GHT FOR JUST1C3

TH4T SOUNDS K1ND OF L1K3 ON3 OF T4VROS'S DUMB G4M3S
3XC3PT 1 TH1NK TH3Y 4R3 SUPPOS3D TO BR33D
OR SOM3TH1NG
1TS NOT L1K3 1 3V3R P41D 4TT3NT1ON TO 1T OR 4NYTH1NG

1 DONT KNOW
1 C4NT S33 4NYTH1NG

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p2iioniichacker July 29 2011, 00:31:52 UTC
TZ?
hehe, it t00k y0u l0ng en0ugh t0 sh0w up again.
that sprite thing is pr0bably y0ur p0kem0n, s0 d0n't w0rry ab0ut it.

are y0u still in new bark t0wn?

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used_lick July 29 2011, 03:17:02 UTC
SOLLUX?
WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG H3R3?
D1D TH3Y K1DN4P YOU TOO?

1 GU3SS
TH3Y SOUND K1ND OF L1K3 LUS1S3S
4LTHOUGH M1N3 S33MS SORT OF L4M3

1 DONT KNOW WH3R3 1 4M
1TS SOM3 K1ND OF BOR1NG WOOD3N ROOM

4LSO WHY 4R3 YOU TYP1NG L1K3 4R4D14?

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p2iioniichacker July 29 2011, 03:32:55 UTC
n0, n0 0ne's kidnapped.
at least, n0 m0re kidnapped than any0ne else here. and then it's 0nly if places can kidnap pe0ple s0meh0w, which i d0n't think is a thing that can happen.
we're just kind 0f stuck here.

i never saw any w00den r00ms there, that's kind 0f weird.
maybe y0u're s0mewhere else??
but that's where every0ne else started s0 i d0n't really kn0w.

hehe, well, i'm n0t even typing.
i still haven't really g0tten used t0 d0ing it 0n here when i can't see it.

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used_lick July 29 2011, 14:36:30 UTC
SO TH1S B4S1C4LLY JUST H4PP3NS
1S 1T SOM3 SORT OF W31RD G4M3 TH1NG?

1 DONT 31TH3R
BUT 1 GOT TH1S NOT3
S4Y1NG TH4T 4PP4R3NTLY 1 4M P4RT OF SOM3 CR1M1N4L ORG4N1Z4T1ON
TH3YR3 C4LL3D T34M ROCK3T 4ND TH3Y ST34L POK3MON

YOU C4NT S33 YOUR SCR33N?
WHY NOT?

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( text ) reaccepts July 30 2011, 02:16:43 UTC
Nobody knows who is responsible for all of this. The... 'sprit3' thing is probably your Pokémon.

... Not to be rude, but why are you typing like that?

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[text] used_lick July 30 2011, 02:50:46 UTC
Y34H
1TS K1ND OF OBNOX1OUS, THOUGH
4LSO 1T DO3SNT S33M V34Y US3FUL

1T R3PR3S3NTS TH3 L3TT3RS OF TH3 BL1ND S4G3 4ND TH3 COLOR OF MY BLOOD
4LSO 1T M4K3S 1T MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG >:]

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[text] reaccepts July 30 2011, 02:54:27 UTC
Wait 'til you get on a route and get attacked by wild Pokémon. You'll probably take those words back.

... Your blood's not red?

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[text] used_lick July 30 2011, 15:43:10 UTC
1TS NOT 3V3N SOL1D
WOULDNT 1T JUST FLO4T R1GHT THROUGH TH3M

NO
USU4LLY 1TS T34L
TROLLS H4V3 4LL SORTS OF D1FF3R3NT COLOR3D BLOOD
4ND 1 ONLY KNOW ON3 WHO H4S HUM4N-R3D BLOOD
BUT 1 SUPPOS3 M1N3 1S C4NDY R3D R1GHT NOW
TOO B4D 1T H4S TO ST4Y 1N MY V31NS >:[

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sorry this is so l8! 8etterl8 August 7 2011, 23:09:44 UTC
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Look who it is.
If it isn't little miss Sta8-you-in-the-8ack!

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Not a problem! used_lick August 7 2011, 23:20:38 UTC
VR1SK4
1 SHOULD H4V3 3XP3CT3ED YOU TO B3 H3R3
1TS L1K3 TH3 F1N1SH1NG TOUCH OF SUCK ON MY CURR3NT S1TU4T1ON

1 DONT R3M3MB3R ST4BB1NG 4NYON3 1N TH3 B4CK
4ND 1F YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT B3TR4Y4LS
L1K3 K1LL1NG, P4R4LYZ1NG, OR BL1ND1NG SOM3ON3 YOU W3R3 FR13NDS W1TH
TH3N YOUR3 D3F1NIT3LY ON3 TO T4LK

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8etterl8 August 7 2011, 23:31:23 UTC
The suck of your situation. Imagine mine.
Ugh.
I knew it was only a matter of time 8efore this happened.

What kind of treachery is this not remem8ering your most triumphant mom8nt!
I would have thought you'd w8nt to wave it in my f8ce!
I have to admit, I never thought you'd have the guts to actually do it.

W8, w8!
I thought we were over the whole FLARP thing.
Don't you actually LIKE 8eing 8lind 8etter?
Freak.

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used_lick August 7 2011, 23:41:20 UTC
R34LLY
H4V3 YOU B33N FORC1BLY CONSCR1PT3D 1NTO 4 CR1M1N4L ORG4N1Z4T1ON

WH4T 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG 4BOUT
1S TH1S SOM3 K1ND OF W31RD T1M3 SH3N4N1G4NS
1 THOUGHT YOU W3R3 4T L34ST SM4RT 3NOUGH NOT TO G3T 1NVOLV3D 1N TH4T

Y3S
B3C4US3 YOU C4NT 3V3N COM3 UP W1TH 4 D3C3NT R3V3NG3
BUT TH4T DO3SNT M4K3 1T OK4Y

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