Gee, hey, Butters. Do you need any help with the excruciating pointless stupidly exaggerated enslaving lovely work Wends told you to do?

[[Barely Legible in some parts XD]]

Good thing about this body is that now I don't die everyday~!

In other notes, apparently all the food with... peas...

*sigh* Well, I guess food is food...

I'm a girl with no boobs. That's not cool.

Hey, staying in a hospital it's actually not that bad. :D

Dear roommate if you see my porn magazines laying around the room just leave them where they are, 'kay? :D; Unless you'll want to be scarred for life.

Aaah~ Having a hot chocolate now sounds about right~

[[Strikes= Hard to read]]

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Patient: Kenneth McCormick.

Hour of Death: 17:43.

Cause of Death: Unknown.

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Unknown? UNKNOWN?? I fucking froze!! >/ How can that be unknown?? DX Goddamnit.

Agh, that's what I get for going outside. I still can't move all my fingers. I'm hungry and the hospital food sucks...

Snow day~!!

Perfect reason to stay in bed all day.

Don't you think so, Kyle♥?

Dude.

You really need to talk to Ky.

No, I mean it.

You don't know what you're missing.

[[Strike legible]]

You son of a bitch, you didn't talk to him?!?!? DX

I deserve a medal for being the good friend I am or at least they could've let me see.

My poor, poor bed~

Kaoru, you still owe me.

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So bored~!

Oh, and Kyle, you owe me a kiss.

[[Strikes legible xD]]

Being out of the hospital sure feels great. And at least nothing hurts anymore~

Hopefully I would last longer without having any accident. Seriously getting tired of that *sigh* I need to get laid.

Butters, dude, where shall we meet to go to the amusement park?