[ The camera feed comes on with a jolt, and to the sound of moderate chaos. A man is shouting (though 'raising his voice' might be more accurate), sticks and bushes are cracking and crunching, and something large and deep-voiced is rumbling loudly. Close to the camera, a Pokémon's voice sounds excitedly. ]
Char! Meleo char char!
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[ okok what the fuck. Mukuro just watched that whole passive-aggressive bullshit, goading Chrome to apologize and then guilt-tripping her, and he might be a tiny bit pissed off that you, a grown-ass man who is dead from like a hundred years ago, thinks this is an okay way to treat a teenage girl because obviously Mukuro is an expert on social mores or something, or at least a teenage girl Mukuro remotely has taken an interest in since those have officially been placed in the Fuck Off territory.
fortunately, Mukuro himself is very mature and won't get angry or anything.
God he is totally going to slip those fucking berries in your meals if you guys end up together-- !! ]
It is fortunate that people who are not contracted to one another rarely owe each other explanations for their choices in life, is it not?
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Lucky we're all mature. ]
Further fortunate that people who have no business in one another's lives rarely owe each other explanations of any sort.
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I would never claim to have business in your life. It seems rather the reverse claim has been made.
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Then perhaps you should attend to it without worrying whether others inform you of their intentions?
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[ who's worked up. definitely not Mukuro. good thing we're all such bastions of maturity here. ]
Not at all. [ A laugh. ] The emotional manipulation of young women is a delightful sport. As a manipulator of persons myself, how might I ever disapprove of such actions.
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Sebastian almost laughs outright. 'Not at all.' Sure, kid. ]
Are you implying that I have been manipulating young women? I rather resent that. It may be a sport in which you indulge, but I'm afraid I do not share your tastes.
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A) for once in his entire fucking life, Mukuro didn't get the passive aggression ball rolling here, pal, and
B) he has to probably listen to more of this shit on the road with you guys, and who knows what else is in store. ]
But some might say having only friends who are so young is a rather strange hobby for a man some centuries old, you realize.
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I'm flattered you think me so young, and yet, somewhat offended that you've assumed I've no other friends. Miss Chrome is the only child her age I might chance to call a 'friend,' but she's hardly the only person in all my time I've called that.
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[ yeah because it was totally Mukuro's idea? ]
I was only exercising the utmost respect for the elderly in my estimation, of course. [ you fucking outdated bastard, you. ] But I seem to recall you being deeply associated with another child, as well.
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As well you should. [ Not batting a single long, dark eyelash at 'elderly,' thank you. But the word you were looking for was 'ageless.' ]
That child is not a friend; he is my master. To call him a 'friend' would be both presumptuous and disrespectful.
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