0002 ☆ [video]

[usedcrunch]

[Why hello there Route. It's been a bit, hasn't it? The video shows Sho hatless and sporting some pretty epic bedhead.]

.... So I'm gonna assume a monthlong coma is a pretty typical function.

[He cracks his neck.]

Tch, zetta lame. There were at least a decillion other ways I could have spent that time. At least.

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video;

[cubalibres]

Month-long coma? [And you're just looking groggy? What is that even...]

video; oh my gosh I'm so sorry /last time

[usedcrunch]

I stopped at the Center in Violet some time in August and now it's late September. I didn't go back home or anything this iteration either.

You could call it a month-long nap. Or hibernation is probably a more accurate solution. [shrug.]

video; it's okay, I love you anyway!

[cubalibres]

I'd...

Well, I guess it's just another thing to add to the pile of "shit that makes no sense here."

video;

[usedcrunch]

We're in a video game world. Logic is pretty much garbage.

I guess it could be like someone saved their game and forgot to pick it back up again for a while. But that don't make sense either in this type of equation anyway.

[Video]

[usedstarpunch]

...Dude. You were in a month long coma?

D'you take a real bad hit to the noggin or what?

[Video]

[usedcrunch]

Or hibernation.

.... I have |0| idea.

[Video]

[usedstarpunch]

Man, that is some nap! Can't imagine bein' out for that long. You gotta be feelin' pretty wobbly after not walkin' or nothin' for a month, huh?

[Video]

[usedcrunch]

Kinda, yeah. Though there's no 'wiggle your big toe' garbage. [Because who doesn't love a Kill Bill reference.]

[audio]

[subvertio]

Month long coma? No, I wouldn't call it typical.

[audio]

[usedcrunch]

Oh yeah?

[He assumed if you know, you were abducted from different planes of existence, conking out for a month wasn't too bad.]

That zettabytes.

[audio]

[subvertio]

Zettawhat?

[audio]

[usedcrunch]

Zettabytes.

[Because clearly repeating himself louder will help.]

[Video]

[getmesomewhisky]

I was out for a month and a half once.

[It sucked.]

[Video]

[usedcrunch]

[That makes him feel slightly better.]

Bytes, huh?

[Video]

[getmesomewhisky]

Yeah.

[At least he knows now he's not the only one who's been in a ridiculously long coma. For Johto's standards, anyway.]

Re: [Video]

[usedcrunch]

Coulda been ≥ halfway to Goldenrod by now.

( video. )

[usedrapidspin]

A month? Were you injured?

( video. )

[usedcrunch]

Unless some hectopascal snuck up on me while I was already out cold, no.

( video. )

[usedrapidspin]

That's unusual. I know people fall asleep for certain lengths of time, but...

( video. )

[usedcrunch]

A shorter function of t?