DREAM 012 [VIDEO/ACTION IN GOLDENROD] - fastfowarded to friday

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[ So, guys... Souji has finally done it. He has actually gone out and signed the papers, spoke to the officials, paid out the cash, all that. He hasn't been kidding when he has said he's been thinking about this plan-- well, maybe just a bit but he still has gone out and done it

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[hewhosurvives]

Woah, you have Squirtle eggs?

[ Don't mind his excitement; that's just his favorite Pokémon, man. ]

[ action ] ...shut up, you.

[hewhosurvives]

Yeah, that's right. I've got the money right here...

[ Pulling it out of one of his pockets! AND NOT A DERP AT ALL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. ]

[ action ] no this is my entry so you shut up

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[ LOOKS LIKE A DERP. BE CAREFUL, SETA, THIS GUY JUST MIGHT TRIP OVER HIS OWN FEET AND BREAK HIS SKULL ]

[ And in a few seconds, a Jynx comes up towards Junpei with the two eggs in hand! She holds it out to him while also... looking rather suggestive to him... Oh bb, oomph ]

[ action ] don't you tell me to shut up. i don't think you know to whom you're talking.

[hewhosurvives]

[ HEY. HE somehow SURVIVED A DEATH TRAP, OKAY. I THINK HE CAN HANDLE WALKING.

.......and what the hell is up with this Jynx. He's just going to. Take the eggs quickly and pass her the money. He is not comfortable with Pokémon coming on to him. ]

[ action ] yeah, i do know. a reaaaaaaaally big derp

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[ ...are you sure that wasn't just pure luck... ]

[ It winks at you. Oh right, you don't to do it in public. She understands and walks back to wherever the hell she came from. At this point, Souji outstretches a hand for a handshake. ] I'm Souji Seta, by the way. You?

[ action ] /PUNCHES

[hewhosurvives]

[ yes. it wasn't due to luck~ mostly.

Oh, thank goodness she's gone. Junpei grabs Souji's hand and gives it a firm shake. ] I'm Junpei.

[ action ] ilu2bbcake

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[ …Mostly… ]

Nice to meet you, Junpei-san. [ A smile. ] Japanese? [ Just assuming from the name. ]

[ action ] ....this is not a mutual feeling, i hope you know.

[hewhosurvives]

[ there's a little bit of luck in everything, okay ]

Yeah. Guess the name kind of gives it away. You, too?

[ action ] don't deny your feelings for me

[usedeverything]

[ I think it was all luck for you. ]

[ A nod. ] Born and raised. Never left the country-- unless you count Johto.

[ action ] i searched my feelings, and i know it to be false

[hewhosurvives]

[ Hey, that's insulting to all the people who wanted him alive. ]

My parents were born there. I grew up in the United States, though.

[ action ] don't you get sassy with me, luke skywalker

[usedeverything]

[ those people were dumb anyway. ]

How is it?

[ action ] then stop flirting with me, han. it's weird.

[hewhosurvives]

[ are you calling june dumb? because she wanted him to live. probably. ]

Eh, it was pretty good. I had a good childhood.

[ action ] you know you want this hot stuff

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[ keyword there: "probably" ]

My parents gone overseas there for business a few times. I guess I'll go there one day. [ And you can come to Japan, Junpei. ]

[ action ] ....just. no. never.

[hewhosurvives]

[ are you still jealous because she's dating him and not you.... ]

Depending on where you go, there's a lot to see for visitors. I'd suggest going to one of the big cities especially.

[ action ] don't deny it bb

[usedeverything]

[ i still think it should be a threesome... ]

Any big cities in mind?

[ action ] what else can i do to such a blatant lie....

[hewhosurvives]

[ and he....still doesn't feel comfortable sharing her. :| ]

Well...D.C.'s the capital, and then there's New York and Los Angeles that are pretty big....