FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[usedeverything]

[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what

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[playerbowlcut]

[Thanks a lot, Johto. Going from the warmer weather in the Velvet Mall to the freezing cold in this...where ever is very much appreciated.

Truly.]

Hey! Do you know what's going on?

[usedeverything]

[ --That voice sounds familiar. Just turning around and... what the hell, man. Well, play it cool, Seta. The last time you were in this cave, some pretty weird things have happened before too. Speaking calmly after shaking his head: ]

Not really, but probably just a Pokemon's fault.

[ Now, his question. ] Care to explain yourself?

[playerbowlcut]

[He looks thoughtful, fiddling with a pin on his jacket.]

Pokemon this time? The Mall's unpredictable as ever...

[Towels, Orthrus puppies, that prom thing...hm?] What do you mean?

[usedeverything]

[ Mall? As far as Souji knows from this cave and its surroundings, there's certainly no mall around. Not until at least Goldenrod City, a month away from here. However, let's start with the more important question. ]

Who are you?

[storytimeplz]

{A very small girl goes skidding past you on the ice.}

Aaaah?! H-help me!

[usedeverything]

[ Little girl at five o'clock! Intercept, Seta, intercept!! ]

[ Aaaaaaand he grabs hold of her before she can slide past any further. ] Are you alright there?

[storytimeplz]

{Interception success! And now she's just kind of clinging to him, shivering.}

Th-thank you! I - I th-th-think s-so...

[usedeverything]

[ Ah, she's shivering. Well, in that case, he takes off his jacket and places it on her shoulders since she's clinging onto him. ]

That should keep you just a bit warmer.

[steady_darkness]

[fml.

ice sucks, don't you know? so have a gym leader from far away. trembling. in the cold. with his monkey.]
Um... what's going on here?

[usedeverything]

[ ...cool monkey, bro ]

Not a clue. I'm guessing it's a Pokemon's fault.

[steady_darkness]

[yes, yes it is.

except when it's a blabbermouth. which is all the time.]
A Pokemon-!? But, um, there's almost no Pokemon who are strong enough to do this...!! Could it be a legendary...? [For one, I blame Darkrai. Darkrai is a dick.]

[usedeverything]

[ Darkai is like that one loser in a party, ruining everything. God, such a dick. ]

Are you sure? Can't those-- [ Wait, what is the name of that Pokemon? The one that Yosuke has... Oh! ] --Kadabras transport people around?

[pimpmylimo]

So, it would seem you have been here before? How unusual. I cannot say I have ever encountered this location, but it has been quite some time since I've exited the Velvet Room.

[usedeverything]

[ Wh-- when did you-- ]

Margaret? When did you get here?

[nerdsona]

[And here's Otacon slipping all over the place. Welp, can't have that. Because he's an idiot and will break his neck. So he'd just be fumbling around with what looked like a shoulder holster, trying to reach his Evoker and keep his balance both at once.]

A-Antigone--!

[BANG, and say hi to a pretty girl in black robes with an Agidyne to melt just enough ice to stand on. She disappeared just as quickly, leaving Otacon standing on what seemed like the ONE SOLITARY SPOT without ice.]

...okay, that's one problem s-solved...geez, where am I now...?

[usedeverything]

[ WHAT WAS THAT LOUD SOUND WAS THAT A GUNSHOT HOLY SHIT-- and... Persona? ]

Was that just an Agidyne right now?

[nerdsona]

[OH FUCK SOMEONE SAW--wait a second, this wasn't even Tartarus, was it.]

U-uh...maybe...?

[usedeverything]

[ YOUR SECRET IS OUT OTACON. NOW SOUJI DEMANDS A MILLION DOLLARS TO KEEP IT A SECRET ]

[ "Maybe"? More like "yes". Well, might as well go with this and say; ] Persona?