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usedfaketears

001 • Video | Action for Violet

Oct 17, 2011 02:27

[Should you be in Violet City, and anywhere near the Pokémon Center - well, you're in for... something. Sitting on the floor with legs outstretched it this old man. Is he relaxed? Well, he could be, but he's moaning and groaning about being an old man. Please, feel free to make fun of him for being "old," tell him to get off the floor, or just ( Read more... )

*yuushi oshitari, !ic, *chloe, since he's not invited, etc, *rita mordio, *hayate ayasaki, totally not a creeper, #action, *roy mustang, @violet city, *judith, *miki hoshii, he just wants to date you really, *ferris eris, *natsuki shinomiya, *rangiku matsumoto, #video, raven likes cute girls, *sisuca

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video. sleepyidol October 17 2011, 20:28:26 UTC

Walking isn't any fun, huh? It makes me so tired, afuu..

Miki'd give you a tour, but she's not there anymore! She's all the way over in Goldenrod.

video. usedfaketears October 17 2011, 22:19:49 UTC

Aw -- now that's a real shame. Gettin' a tour from a lovely lady like you woulda been a real treat.

video. sleepyidol October 20 2011, 02:58:48 UTC

Hehe, it would! Miki wasn't there long, but she figured out what all the best stores were! She got a really cute bikini there. It's too cold to wear it now, though..

video. usedfaketears October 21 2011, 23:40:44 UTC

...Now that's a real shame to hear. Maybe we'll get lucky an' winter won't be too long.

saltwaterwounds October 17 2011, 22:15:27 UTC

[Sisuca is in Violet, dorking around! Actually, she's specifically looking for Raven. How often does that happen? She doesn't use the Pokégear, though, because she's afraid she'll call someone and get static. It comes with the territory when everyone you love leaves you. Anyways, Pokécenter! Trailed by a Machamp, there is a Sisuca.]

Is that you, Raven?

usedfaketears October 17 2011, 22:27:12 UTC

[He's been fiddling with the Gear since he made is post -- so he's actually not looking when she approaches. So he looks up, a bit more aware when she addresses him specifically.]

That's right -- Raven the Great, at yer service! [He eyes her a bit more carefully, recognition setting in through the tiredness.] Sisuca?

saltwaterwounds October 17 2011, 22:29:27 UTC

That's right! You remembered my name! Did you get tired of Raven the Sweet? [Don't mind her, she's...really invasive. So she'll get on her knees to talk to him.] What are you doing on the ground like this? Are you hurt?

usedfaketears October 18 2011, 00:12:38 UTC

Whoa, now, now. One thing at a time, darlin'! [He laughs a little.] First thing's first - course I remembered yer name. I may be an old man, but my memory's as good as a kid's.

Second - call me whichever ya want. I like 'em both, so sometimes changing it up isn't a bad thing.

And finally, not hurt at all. Just an old man getting some good ol' rest.

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action. reasserts October 18 2011, 05:26:53 UTC

[plopping down next to you, because what is etiquette. she doesn't seem worse for wear, and she'll be giving you a very unamused look.]

Please, after hiking all over the world? This is nothing.

action. usedfaketears October 18 2011, 06:09:18 UTC

[He looks over, letting out a sigh. You bring out all the dramatics in him, Rita.]

It's all this on top of all that that's killin' me. Gettin' too old fer all this walking, it looks like.

action. reasserts October 18 2011, 06:12:20 UTC

[eyeroll.]

Is this as far as you can go? Don't mind if we leave you behind in some retirement home somewhere, then.

action. usedfaketears October 18 2011, 06:50:40 UTC

Aww, but somethin' like that'd just be no fun without ya around, Rita.

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[video] combat_butler October 18 2011, 07:21:55 UTC

... do you want me to send you an ice pack, Mister?

--ah... Or maybe a heat pack would be better? I could just send both, I suppose...

[video] usedfaketears October 18 2011, 07:35:23 UTC

Nah - ya don't gotta go outta yer way for this old man, kiddo. I'm sure a good night's sleep and a few days without traipsin' the globe'll do me some good.

[video] combat_butler October 18 2011, 08:13:40 UTC

--eh? Are you sure? It wouldn't be any trouble... And if you start to have aches again, they could help then as well.

[video] usedfaketears October 18 2011, 08:22:16 UTC

Yer really concerned about this, aren't ya?

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[video] oh good god this is going to be fabulous superboobies October 18 2011, 08:49:24 UTC

Hmph~! [ Have one of the self-claimed prettiest women in johto! She has some long beautiful blonde hair, great blue eyes and some giant gravity defiers as boobs. ]

Aaah! If only I was in Violet to help you out. Your offer sounds superb! [ clapping goes here because DRINKING, A FREE MEAL, FROM A GUY.

Life is swell :'D. ]

[video] NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THIS usedfaketears October 19 2011, 08:10:13 UTC

[Color him impressed from the get-go. There's a charmed flush to his cheeks.]

Now, now, darlin'. We're all gonna be here a while - right? It's never too late to redeem the voucher if we're in the same city in the future.

TO IMPLY ANYTHING ELSE IS PREPOSTEROUS superboobies October 21 2011, 05:59:05 UTC

[ A squeal of excitement.

Free dinner?! Right now, the only that is playing in her head is a giant beautiful hallelujah chorus. ]

I don't think I'm going to be going anywhere soon~! But, if you ever show up here, I'd love to have dinner with you! I bet it'd be one of the greatest nights of my life. [ using her body a bit further now. Did you know Rangiku can move her chest on her own? WELL NOW YOU KNOW....

Hopefully drinks are included in this budget!! ]

THIS IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE POINT. usedfaketears October 22 2011, 00:45:36 UTC

I got no doubt about that -- Raven the Great always does what he can to make his company great with any lady.

[He can't help but look, although with the way she's moving, Raven also can't help but think it's completely intentional. He lets out a small chuckle, smirking seductively.]

Course, yer gonna have to tell me just what city I'll be able to find you in.

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