oo5. [voice] good for absolutely nothing;

[usedinvain]

[The tone is calm, but somehow a little off-kilter; teetering between unnecessarily violent murder and embracing his annoyance as a brother. As you do.]

Right, kids... Warring with your kitchen 101.

[A pause--almost like he's preparing himself more than anything else.]

The coffee jar? Goes there--[Definite sound of a jar meeting the counter top

Comments

[xworthless_onex]

I didn't move it, but it's probably just like the dinner--making itself or something.

Did your clothing change too?

[voice]

[usedinvain]

What's it been makin'? I ate out last night.

Yeah... But I'm still lookin' good.

[voice]

[xworthless_onex]

It made pot roast last night. The night before it made that corn casserole.

You always look good. [She laughs] I do like the clothes, the corset is just uncomfortable.

[voice]

[usedinvain]

[Perplexed.] Come again? That was the kitchen? ... I'm a-stayin' outta this goddamn room. This shit's weird.

I know. [Pause.] What's one o'those?

[voice]

[usedinvain]

I arrived in time for rumours to start spreadin'.

That really ain't the point, really, is it.

[voice]

[usedinvain]

S'called "this is dumb, now change the record".

[onono]

Oh, no, out of sugar. I know how that goes, please, if you still cannot find some, let me bring you a cup, or two.

[voice]

[usedinvain]

We're not. It ... tidied itself up.

[voice]

[onono]

How odd. Are you sure about that?

[voice]

[usedinvain]

No, I'm lyin'. What kinda dumb-assed question is that?