o10. back it all up;

[usedinvain]

Twelve floors and no elevator. Morning rush-hour's gonna cause a lot of hostility on those staircases.

And most of you hate each other anyhow.

It'll be a wonder if one of you don't trip on your way to work/school. Of course, if one of you falls, the rest probably will.

Y'know. Domino effect.

Shit like that makes me thankful I live on the first

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[galahad]

Fuck. As if morning rush-hour on the tube wasn't enough.

the world's smallest violin~

[usedinvain]

Have a violin, kid.

alksdjakjsdjkal he doesn't get it.

[galahad]

Uh no thanks, give it to Arion or someone who plays.

XD <33

[usedinvain]

So much easier than explaining this shit.

[directforce]

...I hope this elevator never gets fixed~.

[usedinvain]

Baby, I like the way you think.

[directforce]

Not a baby but thank you so; everybody should.

[usedinvain]

You just keep rocking that think tank.

[adivineavenger]

Hmmmm, best targets? I'm thinking the slow and weak ones.

[usedinvain]

Heavier ones. They'd take the others down with them.

[adivineavenger]

Weak ones fall faster.

[usedinvain]

Big ones gather momentum and do more damage.

[sunshnesongster]

That is quite the mental image.

Glad I'm only on the second floor.

[usedinvain]

You might wanna run before you end up crushed under a pile of bodies. Bia and Tisiphone want their fun.

[sunshnesongster]

I don't think they get up early enough to catch me leaving.

If I come home to a pile of bodies though, I'll know who to credit.

[usedinvain]

Depends, really.

They're sweethearts, right?

[usedinvain]

'Might' being the operative word there, baby.

[usedinvain]

And most of this place is about as dumb as a box of rocks anyhow.