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002 | Cherrygrove City | Action;

Jun 24, 2011 18:35

[After a productive (but admittedly somewhat boring) five hours of work sorting and filing papers at the Cherrygrove Pokémon Center, it's finally time for Yagyuu to head for home--or at least, for the room at the Cherrygrove Inn he's been sharing with Kirihara-kun since they both arrived in the city yesterday. He'd gladly work longer hours if they' ( Read more... )

always glorious always victorious, legitimate employment is go, such a nice boy, ▶ cherrygrove city, teammates whaaaar, no really i'm the responsible one, everybody's working for the weekend, denial: not just a river in egypt

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action. futariniousama June 24 2011, 23:46:52 UTC

[ Niou slides off the Flygon without ceremony, seemingly disregarding his companions as he heads over to Yagyuu.

This is not going to be a hug. Not a hug not a hug not a hug not a hug-

He punches Yagyuu in the arm, and says nothing, because 'hey, loser' is the only thing he can think of, and that's stupid. ]

action. usedlaserbeam July 2 2011, 08:24:39 UTC

Don't forget I've seen Fuji-kun's Osaka firsthand. Hardly pocket-sized at all.

[Though there's still plenty left to shock and startle him, of course. But for now he offers Niou a shrug.]

Which reminds me, you'll have to meet Phantom at some point. I think you'll approve.

action. futariniousama July 2 2011, 08:30:28 UTC

[ He chuckles. ]

Phantom, huh? Colour me surprised. Tell me you're gonna catch somethin' moronic and pitiful and name it 'Raoul.'

action. usedlaserbeam July 2 2011, 08:46:35 UTC

And why would I want a creature in my roster devoted solely to being 'moronic and pitiful'? I'm hardly that vindictive, Niou-kun.

[Or that careless, strategically speaking.]

action. futariniousama July 2 2011, 08:49:52 UTC

[ Dripping with sarcasm: ]

Oh, my bad, I forgot. You're not vindictive. Or petty. Or childish. Or spiteful. Or...

[ Feel free to stop him anytime. ]

action. usedlaserbeam July 2 2011, 08:53:00 UTC

...you?

[The smoothest interjection in the world, that.]

action. futariniousama July 2 2011, 09:00:17 UTC

[ He laughs outright, both happy and sardonic, somehow. ]

Yeah, that either.

action. usedlaserbeam July 2 2011, 17:10:31 UTC

That's for the best. Whatever would the world do if there were two of you in it?

[He says it like there couldn't be someday, like there's not a white wig and set of contacts in his backpack that would let him do exactly that.]

action. futariniousama July 3 2011, 01:58:57 UTC

Could be a sign of the endtimes, you know. Two of me, I mean... maybe the world couldn't handle it.

action. usedlaserbeam July 3 2011, 02:18:14 UTC

'It ain't big enough for the both of us', is that how it goes?

[He remarks, as at last the Cherrygrove Inn comes into view.]

action. futariniousama July 3 2011, 02:36:16 UTC

Yeah, somethin' like that. Besides, there's some theory about how if you meet yourself in person and you touch, you implode the universe. Maybe that's just with time travel, though....

action. usedlaserbeam July 3 2011, 02:58:44 UTC

Or you somehow manage to become your own grandfather, if you prefer the paradoxical route.

action. futariniousama July 3 2011, 04:19:58 UTC

Hmm. That's a tough one. I do like paradoxes, but I'm not really lookin' forward to nailin' Grandma. Or lookin'... backward... to it. Whatever.

action. usedlaserbeam July 3 2011, 04:39:30 UTC

Perhaps we'll have to find one that's more to your liking, then. No need for time travel; we'll merely put a cat in a box.

action. futariniousama July 3 2011, 23:35:45 UTC

[ Almost eagerly: ] I have a cat.

action. usedlaserbeam July 3 2011, 23:38:53 UTC

Then all we need is a box.

[A pause.]

What did you call it?

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