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usedorgantheft

The >FIRST< Nightmare Begins! ==> VIDEO

Jul 29, 2011 22:07

[The video feed opens to two large, angry, dark magenta eyes glaring into the camera. Satisfied with the state of the Gear, Zim holds it out in front of him. He's wearing the dress he woke up in, and his arms, chest, and neck are seen covered in red scratches, some of them bleeding. In the fit of realizing his body was not what it should have been ( Read more... )

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Comments 72

[video] 1/IDK usedrivalry July 30 2011, 03:11:38 UTC

[He knows that voice. Dib stops poking at his Beedrill and scrambles to get to his gear, turning on the video function.]

[video] 2/IDK usedrivalry July 30 2011, 03:13:16 UTC

[Okay. So this disguise is better than his last one, but that is definitely Zim.]

ZIM!!

[video] 3/3 usedrivalry July 30 2011, 03:13:45 UTC

--Wait, why are you wearing a dress?

[video] 1/2 usedorgantheft July 30 2011, 04:03:47 UTC

[OH. OF COURSE. FIRST PERSON IS THE DIBHUMAN. UGGGGGGH. He glares, crunching his teeth together in disgust.]

DIB.

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[video] 1/2 soccergoggles July 30 2011, 03:17:56 UTC

You're Zim? Man... Dib wasn't kidding...

[video] soccergoggles July 30 2011, 03:18:49 UTC

And that thing is a pokémon!

[video] 1/2 usedorgantheft July 30 2011, 03:50:35 UTC

HOW DO YOU KNOW ZIM'S NAME?

[video] 2/2 usedorgantheft July 30 2011, 03:57:47 UTC

A Pokémon? That's a stupid name!

[He scowls downwards toward the Treecko.]

I...guess it's fitting.

Thread 9

[voice] XDDD looking at this is just making me die of laughter archerygoddess July 30 2011, 04:05:06 UTC

[have all of artemis' snark. all of it]

Human stinkbabies? I've heard alot of insults but this is a new one. Especially coming from a human boy dressed in a party girl's dress. And could you turn down your volume? It's grating. I mean, I admit that the music is obnoxious but not as obnoxious as your voice.

From what I've been told, it's called a pokemon and you're stuck with it.

[voice] JUST AS PLANNED...I mean. usedorgantheft July 31 2011, 17:03:55 UTC

[BLAH BLAH BLAH Zim really isn't listening. Too long didn't listen. When she finishes, it takes Zim about a minute into his recording to actually respond.]

Oh, are you done now?

[voice] /o.o\ archerygoddess July 31 2011, 20:04:28 UTC

[Artemis growled. That little shit hadn't even listened to her had he? But whatever, she was going to play it cool. She already had two pain in the asses in her life she didn't need another one.]

Yeah. I suppose I am.

[voice] usedorgantheft August 21 2011, 03:43:03 UTC

[Nope. This little shit has no shits to give.]

Good.

[FOR REASONS UNEXPLAINABLE, HE BURSTS OUT INTO VICTORIOUS LAUGHTER.]

Thread 5

video waypastcool July 30 2011, 04:29:10 UTC

Human stinkbabies? Man, you really need some new material.

[Tsk, tsk. Silly weirdo.]

video usedorgantheft July 31 2011, 17:04:58 UTC

ZIM needs no material! I do not require anything to be made right now!

video waypastcool August 1 2011, 04:02:40 UTC

And here I thought Ant was dense. I don't mean that kinda material. I mean your insults. They're totally lame.

video usedorgantheft August 21 2011, 03:39:59 UTC

Lame? Is that...inhuman, by some chance?

Thread 7

[video] no_ufo_ending July 30 2011, 11:25:00 UTC

[Henry is so wow'd by the sheer level of WTF on his feed he doesn't even realize his thumb has hit the record button.]

Oh my god...this guy is a serial killer or something.

[video] usedorgantheft July 31 2011, 17:06:35 UTC

Your human cereal holds no interest for me!

[...hm.]

Unless...is it important to your culture? Do you neeeed it to survive?

[video] no_ufo_ending July 31 2011, 18:26:41 UTC

[Zim is treated to a wonderful OH SHI-- face from Henry once he realizes he's been heard. He starts to apologize but then he picks up on the alien's tone.]

...Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[Jiggly Puffs brand cereal is very important.]

[video] usedorgantheft August 21 2011, 03:39:56 UTC

Then yes! YEEEES I AM THIS..."CEREAL KILLER" THAT YOU SO FEAR!

All the cereal...I will destroy all of it!

[Insert long stream of obnoxious laughter here.]