Comments | usedpoisongas: TEST CHAMBER 5 [Voice/Text] who needs a fourth wall

usedpoisongas

TEST CHAMBER 5 [Voice/Text] who needs a fourth wall

Sep 25, 2011 18:02

You know, there is a line that was passed a long time ago, but that doesn't mean that you can keep going anyway. Whoever decided it would be a good idea to modify my internal clock, I would like to have a few words with you.

For the rest of you, if anything of importance has happened within the previous 48 days, 5 hours, 17 minutes, and [ pause, ( Read more... )

there is research to be done, handwave handwave handwave, @cherrygrove, not contemplating murder, !voice/text, stupid human limitations, still a supercomputer at... er... heart, sarcasm self-test complete

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[Voice] k9tantei September 25 2011, 22:29:24 UTC

[...He hasn't heard someone be that obsessive-compulsive about time since-]

....Say, y'wouldn't happen t'have any siblings? A brother or anything?

[Voice/Text] usedpoisongas September 25 2011, 23:51:39 UTC

Considering I am not one of you biological creatures, the possibility of any siblings existing is zero. The closest thing would be a copy or a derivative program based on my code, but calling such a thing a "sibling" would be imposing your familial relations on simple modifications of data.

[Voice] k9tantei September 25 2011, 23:59:49 UTC

That makes sense - sorry 'bout the question; y'just reminded me of someone there for a minute. Wouldn't surprise me if he turned out to be a robot anyway...

[Voice/Text] usedpoisongas September 26 2011, 00:49:23 UTC

Any similarities are likely pure coincidence. But for the sake of curiosity, I might as well ask. Who are you talking about?

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( voice ) attrites September 25 2011, 23:02:55 UTC

Just the usual Johto weirdness, I guess? Where were you that whole time?

( voice/text ) usedpoisongas September 25 2011, 23:54:09 UTC

That is another piece of information I'd be very interested in finding out myself. As far as I know I wasn't around to observe myself, so where I was is something I simply couldn't tell you. Even if I had wanted to.

( voice/text ) attrites September 29 2011, 01:43:49 UTC

Huh. You aren't traveling with anybody, are you?

( voice/text ) usedpoisongas October 1 2011, 07:42:14 UTC

I have no need for the sustained interactions known as "companionship".

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usedlaserbeam September 26 2011, 00:29:19 UTC

That's a remarkably specific period of inquiry.

usedpoisongas September 26 2011, 00:52:07 UTC

If you're worried, I won't get angry if you happen to inform me of events from 49 or even 50 days ago. Well, too angry. After all, false negatives are usually much worse than false positives.

usedlaserbeam September 26 2011, 00:55:40 UTC

I wasn't worried; merely commenting on the precision involved. Though I don't know if any of the events I could mention would be relevant, considering we've never spoken before, and it'd be inefficient to waste your time with irrelevant answers.

usedpoisongas September 27 2011, 03:27:23 UTC

If nothing has occurred that you can even think would be relevant to me, then, well. At least you humans haven't gone about destroying this world yet. Honestly, it's probably just a matter of time. But I do appreciate that such things are being held off until I'm in a form more suited to handling such... unfortunate accidents.

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