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Apr 16, 2011 00:37

Awww, what a cute little boy!

[AND THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW THINGS ARE GONNA GO WRONG FOR THE SPEAKER. The voice is Whitney's and the broadcast is coming from Ken's gear. Oh crap.]

[WELCOME BACK TO PSPN: POKEMON SPORTS PROGRAMMING NETWORK. You can tell this is being filmed by a Minun in the stands by a little blue pennant occasionally flicking in and out of the camera.

Ken is on the floor of Goldenrod City Gym, and he looks Very Displeased.

Because Whitney is calling him adorable. And it's not just Whitney, either. A few of the older girl trainers in the gym have ruffled his hair, called him adorable and gone as far as to pinch his cheek, leaving him with incredibly messy hair and a very red face.

Anyone who knows Ken knows calling him cute or little or treating him like a child is a mistake. He's silent, waiting for Whitney to continue, but he's got that Very Displeased frown on his face.]

Are you sure you're in the right place? This is a Pokemon League Gym, you know! Only the best of the best can even hope to make a dent in a fight here!

I understand that.

So you really want to fight? Are you sure? I wouldn't want to beat you too badly, you're only a little kid...

[And this is where Ken snaps and you get to see that temper of his, the electricity in his eyes, if you're looking very closely.]

Don't underestimate me because of my age!

Well, if that's how it is, I hope you're ready for defeat!

[But Ken Amada is indeed not defeated. In fact he does incredibly well for someone who has never challenged a Gym before. Kirby, his Growlithe, takes quite the beating from that Miltank, and Nemesis seems worn afterward, but they return to him and seem to be in high spirits. Nemesis in fact is raring for another battle. Oh Jesus.]

[It's while he's kneeling down and scratching Kirby behind the ears, murmuring thanks and that he'll get her all fixed up at the Pokemon Center after this and he'll even get her groomed--would she like that?, that Whitney begins to wail.

Have you ever seen a socially awkward eleven year old react to a girl starting to cry because of him?

No? Well. It looks kind of like this "D8 WHAT DO"

Halp guys. HALP D8.]

[Text, an hour later]

Has anyone in Goldenrod lost an Eevee? I found one today and she keepafdighlksdghan ,bbbtrjast
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