bear pun 12 ↨ video / action for goldenrod

[usedrawr]

[ and this week, there's a bear. a bear, yelling excitedly over the network. maybe he's overcompensating for all the WHYYY that's been going on recently, but. either way he's energetic for the moment. which means... he's yelling. ]

SANTA CLAUS! I, Teddie, have figured out what I want for Christmas! [ and here he brings up a certain ad he's found

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[video] This is my chance.

[fathersbeloved]

[A blink. Two.]

Excuse me... how can a girl dig that? It's not soil...

[video] LET US STRIKE!!

[usedrawr]

... Soil? [ wait, he doesn't get it just yet. let his ears twitch for a moment. ] ... Oh! I get it. Uhm. [ now give him a moment to think of an explanation. ] They dig it by.... you know, digging it!

[video] DERP VS DERP

[fathersbeloved]

But if they dig it, that person would.... would die!

[video] OH NO..

[usedrawr]

Hey, when you say it that way-- [ AH WAIT no, now he's falling for it. ] It's-- they're not really digging! It's, uh. You know!

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[usedrawr]

6-Pack...

[ and he's puffing out his stomach a bit, rubbing the air in front of it with his paw. good thing that the pokégear is back on the table. ]

Of this.

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[usedrawr]

[ not what he meant, but right now that sounds like a way better idea. COME HERE, EATING BUDDY. ]

. . . You know, that's a really good idea! [ he's bringing up the ad, looking at it. ] Would it work?

[video]

[solas_ion]

... What the hell is wrong with humans now?

[video]

[usedrawr]

. . . . What's wrong with what now?

[ teddie finds nothing wrong with this, lancer. ]

[video]

[solas_ion]

You can't just tie some stupid-looking metal to yourself and expect to get women to pay attention to you.

[Says the guy built like a brick wall.]

[video]

[usedrawr]

[ trying to ignore that right now. ]

Well, d'uh. [ and suddenly when you think he gets it... ] I'd take it off first!

[video] lj stop being a prick

[subvertio]

Do more sit ups. That's how you get that look. [That metal thing looks uncomfortable, what even..]

[video] that would require LJ to go against its very nature, okami. ):

[usedrawr]

[ oh god it's vanitas. and sit ups. just. this look. ]

I-- I already did those!

[video] hhhhhhhhh

[subvertio]

[... That look is pretty funny actually and makes him smirk.] You have to do them every day.

[video] punches lj for you!!

[usedrawr]

How about... every other day? [ every other week. ]

[video] be prepared for horrible

[swordofimpulse]

Abs is not the solution to scoring a girl, if you ask me.

[video] oh god shinn...

[usedrawr]

[ and this is genuine curiosity. also slight shock. you said the keyword, shinn, so please don't mind the ear-twitching the moment he hears "scoring". ]

It's... It's not?

[video] this post is the best moment to do this thing okay

[swordofimpulse]

Nope. Looking good is just a part of it, but you'll need more than that if you want to get girls.

[video] SCREAM SHINN NO

[usedrawr]

[ he's leaning in. you've really got his interest. ]

Liiiiike?