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[usedrecover]

[ Ah, the new wave of people. Lust has been planning this since Envy told her what was going on a month ago, so, she's going to test the waters. How foolish are these people? How generous are these people? All of which will be sparked with a single sentence. ]

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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[attrites]

you are in Johto!! and you are probably in New Bark Town, right?

[usedrecover]

I believe I'm in Mahogany Town. They apparently put me on some team. It's hygiene and general efficiency leave a lot to be desired.

[attrites]

A team? That's weird! What team?

I've heard of some people starting off in Mahogany, but not that many people do...

[usedrecover]

A team called Team Rocket. The name is obviously supbar, but I've seen worse.

Ah, so other people are drafted to the organization? This place lacks pity. [ Some light subtle snarking at Team Rocket, and then some obvious sniping. Whatever. She's above it all. ]

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[exeggutorhead]

you know, I could have sworn you were in Olivine with the rest of us, did you get lost?

[Yes, he knows what she's really doing but he can't help himself.]

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[usedrecover]

Yes. Envy. I'm just stranded without your guidance.

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[exeggutorhead]

I knew it, I'll mount a rescue mission immediately

[Okay okay, done teasing just for the moment.]

got anyone interesting?

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[usedrecover]

If you were able to organize anything I'd be suspicious, and surprised.

Well, I learned what you said was accurate. Most people here just offer nice helpful advice.

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[usedautotomize]

I don't know about you, but wouldn't it be faster to look around your area instead?

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[usedrecover]

[ Oh, someone with common sense, and a bit of a temper. ]

I tried that, but, unless I woke up in Mahogany is another word for "home" I'm a tad lost.

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[usedautotomize]

Well, you're Mahogony. That answers your first question. And you're not "home." That should tell you a few things.

Welcome to Johto.

[usedrecover]

Johto? I can't say I've ever heard of such a place. Where is it in relation to Central City?

[ and Lust will continue to push buttons. Oops. ]

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[foolishwren]

not in Kansas anymore

[... because she figures there's probably been plenty of other people giving REAL answers.]

[usedrecover]

[ No, not really. But Lust will play along. ]

Can't say I ever heard of Kansas? Is it as irrelevant as Mahogany Town?

[ might as well mock being kidnapped 8|a ]

[foolishwren]

really? dammit I guess that joke kinda fell flat then

probably MORE irrelevant i'd say on account of it not even existing here.

[Hey, Heather can get behind that. She believes in mocking virtually everything.]

[usedrecover]

Just like Mahogany Town then. The only thing I've seen of interest is a dog urinating in some rocket organization. [ a nearly readable beat. ] Must be the town's charm point.

[usedbide]

I'd guess you do.

[usedrecover]

Wrong, but the estimation is usually an accurate one.

[ What do you mean she's trolling?! How utterly wrong! ]

[usedbide]

So you're either in New Bark or wherever your kidnapper dumped you. There you go, that's someone. Unless you killed 'em; then you're outta luck.

[usedrecover]

And let me guess, there's absolutely no way of going back and you're trapped in this area, most people from here won't be from your world either.

[ She's just going to try and string him along now out of boredom partially but mostly to see how his thought process works. ]