Comments | usedreturn: ☄ 020; [action; fourth wall]

usedreturn

☄ 020; [action; fourth wall]

Dec 12, 2011 04:36

[A big blue box just materialized in front of you. Wherever you are. Doesn't matter where--you could be on top of the Radio Tower or in the middle of the Ice Path.]

[And when the door opens with a creak, the box's resident madman pokes his head out with a grin.]Right, here we are--Raxacoricofallapatorius, lovely place for a vacation. Smells like ( Read more... )

look who isn't dead, !everywhere, tardisstuck, adric is the rational one, also i seem to be very lost, !where the hell am i, vworp vworp vworp, hello i'm the doctor

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nicepartner December 12 2011, 15:18:41 UTC

A Raxacori-what? [That's... just weird.]

usedreturn December 12 2011, 15:20:50 UTC

Rax-a-cori-co-fal-la-pa-tor-i-us.

[Said about as slowly as the Doctor can possibly speak, because GEEZ ASH GET WITH IT.]

It's a planet, nice planet. Nice, purple planet.

nicepartner December 12 2011, 16:07:58 UTC

[And Ash repeats it perfectly this time!]

Huh... I'd like to go there some day! [And his Pikachu wholeheartedly agrees with him.]

usedreturn December 12 2011, 20:06:09 UTC

See, ordinarily this is the part where I say 'get in the box and let's go'. But as it turns out, this old girl really doesn't seem to want to get off this planet.

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buckyouup December 12 2011, 20:48:06 UTC

[Woah. This random crazy stuff just keeps happening, lately. What's with that crazy blue box thing? And... that hue-man looks kind of familiar.]

...Whooves? S'that you? When'd you get here?

[Doc, have an orange pony.]

usedreturn December 12 2011, 21:11:43 UTC

[DOESN'T HE JUST LOOK SO FAMILIAR, APPLEJACK?]

Just now. Or, well, a while ago. But right here as in this specific spot? About ten seconds ago. Give or take a bit.

Wait, what did you call me?

buckyouup December 12 2011, 21:50:13 UTC

[SO FAMILIAR IT'S SCARY]

Whooves? Your name? That is you, ain't it?

[Does she need to start looking for your cutie mark? >|]

usedreturn December 12 2011, 21:52:45 UTC

[no AJ honey he wants to keep his pants on for now.]

Nnno. Not really, no. Not at all, actually--I'm the Doctor. Just the Doctor.

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partyofwin December 13 2011, 00:38:59 UTC

[Pony on top of your box, sir.]

Oooooooooooh.

usedreturn December 13 2011, 02:08:53 UTC

[Oh dear.]

...Hello, what're you doing up there? Get down from that; it's a TARDIS, not a thing-for-standing-on.

partyofwin December 13 2011, 02:23:40 UTC

What's a TARDIS?

[Don't worry, Doctor, she's hopping down, bouncing a bit as she lands.]

usedreturn December 13 2011, 02:27:16 UTC

Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

It's a time machine. My time machine. Only she doesn't quite seem to be working properly at the moment.

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used_trick December 13 2011, 01:24:45 UTC

[Have a spandex-clad harlequin looking suspiciously at your police-box, Doctor. She hasn't committed any crimes in England as far as she knows, so she hasn't brought out the mallet yet... but you are getting the cold shoulder. As much as Harley is capable of, anyway.]

Your flashlight ain't very bright. ...Looks kinda like Kryptonite, actually.

usedreturn December 13 2011, 02:09:28 UTC

It's not a flashlight, it's a sonic screwdriver; it sonics things and oh hello you're a clown.

used_trick December 13 2011, 03:44:04 UTC

[She understood each individual word, but stringing them all together produced some sort of vaguely sciencey gibberish. She brightens up when the Doctor mentions her costume, though.]

Yeah, I use'ta be a psychiatrist, but this is way more fun. Name's Harley Quinn, who're you?

usedreturn December 14 2011, 05:19:58 UTC

A psychiatrist dressed like a clown, that's a new one.

Me? I'm the Doctor.

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MAN, I should sit myself down and watch this show sometime tower_trapped December 13 2011, 02:05:54 UTC

[Have a confused Rapunzel in front of you, sir. Confused as ANYTHING. Who are you? How did you get here all of the sudden? What's that thing you're in? What are you talking about?

What is this I don't even--]

You should, it's lots of fun~ usedreturn December 13 2011, 02:12:32 UTC

[He'll just be sonic-ing around, pointing the intermittently buzzing and glowing sonic screwdriver at things.] And eventually coming to Rapunzel's hair. Pointing at it and buzzing in a buzzy-glowy trail alllll the way up to her head...and then seeming surprised that oh there's a person attached to it.]

Oh. Hello there. That is quite a lot of hair. Quite a lot of- [he examines the screwdriver.] -very odd hair.

That's what I've heard, xD There's just so much of it, idk where to start. tower_trapped December 13 2011, 02:23:47 UTC

Uh... thanks?

Most people start with the Ninth Doctor, it's easiest to get into from there. usedreturn December 13 2011, 02:29:47 UTC

No, really, that is impressive. Impressively long and more than a little unusual. How'd it get like that--well no, it grew, I know how it got like that. Silly question, or it would be one if I asked silly questions.

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