Sighting 1 || AND THE CRAZY ROLLS IN [video/action for New Bark]

[usedrivalry]

[Dib has actually set up his pokegear on a stump to present the network with his giant head newly discovered alien. Or, what he thinks is an alien.]

Greetings, citizens of earth! I, Dib am here to present to you… Proof of the existence of aliens!

[He pulls a frightened looking Ralts into view, where she clings to his leg and attempts to hide her

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[waypastcool]

[Wow, that kid... His head's huge!

Well, here's a spiky haired teenager with a Quilava chilling on his shoulder. 'Sup?]

Hate to break it to ya, kid, but this ain't earth. It's a totally different world.

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[usedrivalry]

[Dib stares at your strange little animal for a moment... before flipping out a little.]

I should have known the aliens wouldn't just abandon one of their own on earth! I've been abducted! Where are we?! Are you another of their prisoners?!

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[waypastcool]

Abducted?

[Huh... Maybe he's got a point after all. It could be the work of some kinda aliens! Maybe.]

Place is called Johto, and I'm stuck here just like everybody else. I ain't even in the right body right now!

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[usedrivalry]

Everybody else? They're collecting people!? And swapping bodies! I knew something like this would happen! Why does nobody ever listen to me?!

[usednihihi]

Nihihi!

It's not an alien! [says the blue-haired young lady with a gelatinous purple blob sitting on her shoulder which seems to be studying Dib through beady black eyes]

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[usedrivalry]

How is it not an alien? Just look at it! There's an alien on your shoulder too! They're everywhere!

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[usednihihi]

Nyeh? [turning to confirm that it's only her pokemon]

That's just Napalm. He's a ditto.

[as if to illustrate it's trainer's claim, the purple blob abruptly changes shape, becoming a clone of Dib's head]

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[usedrivalry]

[And Dib SCREAMS LIKE A BANSHEE!]

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[dead_black_eyes]

"Haunter. Haaaaunter."

[Dib just hears that, but if his pokemon is listening, it will be able to make out a somewhat different message.]

Blehhh heheh look at your head.

Hey. Let me talk to your pokemon.

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[usedrivalry]

[DIB GASPS.]

Aliens and now GHOSTS[It's his lucky day!]

[And here's Dib's Ralts, poking her head into the screen.]

H-hello...

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[dead_black_eyes]

So what's the deal with your trainer? He seems kind of excitable and unstable.

[Video] HTML is not my friend.

[usedrivalry]

[Ralts shakes her head.]

N-no, he's... He's a nice boy...

[silver_lucifer]

[Aww. You look like a little cat toy.]

You might have a touch of difficulty showing off your new partner to your father.

And you may want to be a touch less rough with the creature; you're going to be very dependent on her from her on out.

[usedrivalry]

I just... have to get home, that's all! I'll bring this thing with me and prove to everyone that aliens exist!

[The Ralts shakes her head and clings to Dib's leg. She rather likes him.]

[silver_lucifer]

So you've been ripped through reality to a foreign world, and your first thought is attempting to prove that something perfectly normal here exists? [Oh if only he still had his feathers and not just silver-lavender hair.]

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[usedrivalry]

Well, I thought this was earth! And yeah, even if it's normal here, it'd be great evidence back home!

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[soccergoggles]

Dude what are you talking about-- that's a pokémon...

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[usedrivalry]

You know something about these... creatures?

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[soccergoggles]

Sorta! I know 'em enough to say that they're not aliens. And besides aliens are green and they have antennas!

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[usedrivalry]

Well... The alien I know is green with antenna... WAIT! You believe in aliens?!