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[usedslam]

[ When the feed starts, it's easy to see that Shooter's not enjoying the bug attack; there are scrapes and bruises on his cheeks, his hair a little singed at the edges, and the boy stares into the camera much too seriously. A trashed motel room makes up the background, along with a flurry of movement and constant stream of cursing. Whoever it is,

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[gentleblossom]

[ W-what is this. She is....so, so concerned for Shooter and the poor Piplup. ]

Are you all right? [ Because a bucket helmet doesn't sound very safe. And...

To Panty: ] Be careful with that little guy! You shouldn't be swinging him around like that...

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[usedslam]

Yeah, I'm fine! I'm safe inside, see?

[ He rubs at a scrape on his chin, makes a face, and starts messing with his hair instead. A little banged up, but nothing too bad. ]

It was INTENSE.

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[gentleblossom]

As long as you're out of harm's way....

[ ...Still a little hesitant. ]

Is there.... [ How to put this delicately? ] anyone else there with you two?

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[usedslam]

Nah, just me and the lady. We're protecting each other, get it? She's got the hideout and I've got the Pokemon!

[ THERE IS CLEARLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS. ... or Shooter's too young and derpy to see it. ]

Anyway, don't worry, she says her Pokemon like stuff like that. I guess it could be kind of fun.

VOICE.

[em0phones]

You really think she's the best adult you could find?

[ Because, uh. The chick doesn't look like she's using that Piplup right. ]

VOICE.

[usedslam]

Well... she's the lady who gave me Tan!

[ Because that makes it so much better. ]

1/2 VOICE.

[em0phones]

[ It's actually KIND OF HARD TO HEAR with Panty whaling away on a bunch of hapless bugs. ]

... she gave you a tan?

[ Uh... ]

[em0phones]

... is she one of the people in your, uh... Spirits thing?