Entry 21 [Video]

[usedsuitup]

Been wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?

[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]

I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is

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[tearfulyandere]

umm... S-sir? I.. I'm.. well.. umm, that is... y-you probably shouldn't be saying things like that on the feed Sir..

th-that is.. umm.. well... y-you see.... there are young children here wh-who should not be hearing that yes?

umm... w-well.. th-that is.. umm...

[He swallows slightly, not all that happy about telling off a grown man but well, he has to protect the innocence of the children right? Right! He bites his lower lip hard and shakes his head]

Maybe.. if you umm.. sleeping experiences to self... yes?

[usedsuitup]

I'm sorry...what?

[Yeah, dude, sorry. He totally missed all of that.]

[tearfulyandere]

...

[He scowls directly at the camera, at least he's no longer feeling shy though. Apparently you don't get the nice way, so he's going to say it straight.]

Don't go telling entire world who you have been fucking. Some of them are being little children. They are not needing to know this information.

[He flushes brightly straight after that outburst and turns off his feed, so at least you don't need to worry about any comebacks?]

[usedsuitup]

[Seems he struck a nerve. Of course the feed cuts off before he can respond with a witty retort, but a mental note is made to talk to this guy another time.]

[voice]

[shellderkillder]

One simply has to stop questioning the biology of these creatures eventually.

[voice]

[usedsuitup]

That doesn't change the fact that it's totally weird though.

[voice]

[shellderkillder]

I will not argue with that.

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[usedsuitup]

So, has this ever happened to you? Having an egg show up, I mean?

[itsthebutz]

[Larry is also staring at the Pokemon.]

I don't think I ever wanna know how they do that.

[usedsuitup]

At first, neither did I. Then Lily laid an egg. I mean, I know they want kids but this isn't how I pictured it.

[itsthebutz]

At least it makes sense for lizards to lay eggs. Edgey's dog laid eggs.

[usedsuitup]

The dog...laid eggs.

Wow. I learned something today. This place is messed up.

[beat]

So, what's the plan for Olivine?

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[icanhelpthem]

You might not want to spread that around.

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[usedsuitup]

What? The Joy thing? I've been doing that for a while now.

[icanhelpthem]

There are children here, I don't think they really need to hear about what you're doing.

[usedsuitup]

I doubt any of them would get it, not to mention it's not like I went into explicit detail or anything.

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[usedsuitup]

[Pointing at the Treecko] That'd be your...mother grub?

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Karkat! You're back!

[VIDEO]

[usedsuitup]

Okay, first of all? I have no intention of hitting on you. My brother swings that way, not me. Second, name's Barney. We chatted a few times the last time you were here.

And third, no, Lily doesn't look like a grub but she's the one who laid the egg!