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usedswallow

Fifth Fuck - Purple (Violet) City - Video

Mar 26, 2011 15:38

Okay, I've got a serious fucking question and I want a serious fucking answer.

[wait for it]

Been talking around with a lot of you chumps, and I'm starting to get a feeling that a lot of you, even though you're running around with bodies that any sane person'd kill for and outfits that'd make the classiest "talent" of Daten feel like cheap fifty ( Read more... )

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graildilf March 26 2011, 19:45:08 UTC

I have a child.

[For Kiri, that's answering the question.]

usedswallow March 26 2011, 19:46:36 UTC

Married dicks are excempt dicks.

Boring old dilf...

[Which dick is she talking about?

The world may never know. ... But yes, you were just called a dilf under her breath.]

graildilf March 26 2011, 20:31:56 UTC

Glad to hear it.

usedswallow March 26 2011, 20:46:55 UTC

Still doesn't make you any less goddamn boring.

[Totally still annoyed she finds a real non-virgin - like it's a shiny goddamn Pokemon - who is tied down, oh yeah.]

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[Video] foolishwren March 26 2011, 19:46:26 UTC

Actually, everybody here has massive orgies all the time.

You just keep missing them.

[Video] usedswallow March 26 2011, 19:47:15 UTC

And who the fuck invited you?

[Video] foolishwren March 26 2011, 19:50:17 UTC

I organize them.

Or should I say, orgasmize them.

[Oh god, Panty. Run. Run NOW. She's making plays on words. IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE FROM HERE.]

[Video] usedswallow March 26 2011, 19:53:57 UTC

Reeeally?

Never pegged you for the kinda slut that likes being gangbanged. I'm kind of impressed! Can't go a single day without a nice dicking, huh?

Bet you even got Kaito Boy fuckin' ya all day every day when you're partying, eh?

[Given how obvious you were on her last post she does not believe you at all. :) So Panty will just be her awful awful self. ... I'm so sorry OTL]

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[Video] ve_gone March 26 2011, 19:52:03 UTC

As a rule I think you have to give up being a rock star if you're still a virgin by the time someone hears your music.

And did you just say 50 Cent was here? And he brought hookers?

[Video] usedswallow March 26 2011, 19:56:30 UTC

Hey hey hey, back up a second.

You're a rock star?

[PING PING PING]

[Video] ve_gone March 26 2011, 20:02:29 UTC

Baby I'm, like, the best rock star there is and if anyone said otherwise I'd kick their teeth down their throats.

So yeah... where's 50 cent?

[Video] usedswallow March 26 2011, 20:05:31 UTC

Fuck that, where are you?

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[Video] killer_sweets March 26 2011, 19:52:26 UTC

[Maybe he should stop talking with the porn star, but she was interesting]

Lady, I'm too young for that and even if I did. I would have to worry about my partner killing me during the deed.

[Video] usedswallow March 26 2011, 19:57:10 UTC

... The fuck kind of partner do you have, squirt?

[Video] killer_sweets March 26 2011, 20:03:34 UTC

The ones my parents send at me. The girls my parents would send will be femme fatales.

[Video] usedswallow March 26 2011, 20:05:57 UTC

You sound like one lucky fuck, kid!

In five years you'll be damn thankful.

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[video] usedtroll March 26 2011, 19:57:05 UTC

[ !!! ]

...

Isn't that kind of... personal?

[video] usedswallow March 26 2011, 19:57:47 UTC

Nope. [Well golly that was easy.]

So are you?

[video] usedtroll March 26 2011, 20:01:49 UTC

... N-no-I mean yes, I am! A virgin, that is.

[video] usedswallow March 26 2011, 20:06:12 UTC

Wanna think about it a little more?

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