OOC: Shitty Party + My Stuff
Current Area: Goldildo Rod
Traveling With: Me, Myself, and I
Money: P36450
Badges: None
Last Updated: May 29
POKEMON
MUK ♂ | Poison | LV49 (2/5)
Nickname: Shitstain
Nature: Masochist
Ability: It fucking stinks.
Status: Won't go away.
Moves: Fart, Fuck, Fap, Lube, Smile... (Poison Gas, Pound, Harden, Mud Slap, Disable, Minimize, Sludge, Mud Bomb, Fling, Screech, Acid Armor)
Details: Met in Morning Wood Town at Level 5. It's a kinky little piece of LITERAL SHIT that won't die. Fuck it.
LOPUNNY ♀ | Normal | LV57 (2/5)
Nickname: Slut Bunny
Nature: Whore
Ability: Whore Run
Status: It stays whether she likes it or not. The babies are good for funds and with how it trains ITSELF fighting the boymons, it's easily her strongest.
Moves: Spit, Fuck, Hide Like A Bitch, Take It, Get Off, Quickie... (Splash, Pound, Defense Curl, Endure, Frustration, Quick Attack, Jump Kick, Baton Bass, Agility, Dizzy Punch, Charm, Bounce, Healing Wish)
Details: Given to her by Professor Elm as an egg, hatched a few days later. It's a whore, but her slutiness got Panty loads of cash and other Pokemon, so she can't be all mad that it's a whore.
SMOOCHUM ♀ | Ice/Psychic | LV16 (0/5)
Nickname: Bitch Lips
Nature: Too Young
Ability: Oblivious as Fuck
Status: In the box. Fat lips got weird instead of being funny after a few days.
Moves: Fuck, Lick, Sweet Kiss... (Pound, Lick, Sweet Kiss, Powder Snow, Confusion)
Details: Got it as an egg. Fucking eggs. At first it was kind of cute, actually looking human and all, but the novelty wore off after Panty realized it was more of a virgin than Brief and her Grimer combined.
EEVEE ♀ | Normal | LV25 (0/5)
Nickname: Jackpot
Nature: Gullible
Ability: She goes both ways
Status: Boxed when Panty realized everyone and their mother had one of these and it wasn't so much of a jackpot after all.
Moves: Hump, Shake It, Handjob, Fuck Off... (Tackle, Tail Whip, Helping Hand, Sand Attack, Growl, Quick Attack)
Details: Jumped on an egg of these as soon as Panty heard about why people like Eevees so much. Eagerly awaiting the day she can sell eggs of them for insane prices.
LUXRAY ♂ | Electric | LV45 (2/5)
Nickname: Douche
Nature: Douchebag
Ability: Be an asshole
Status: Brought out of the box and into the party once Panty decided to get serious.
Moves: Hump, Douche Look, Jack Off, Assholery... (Tackle, Leer, Charge, Spark, Bite, Roar, Swagger, Thunder Fang)
Details: Another egg-hatched thing. Panty was tempted to ditch him outright because, while his attitude is something she doesn't mind in men, in shit that's supposed to be her basically-animal-slaves? Don't need the attitude, bucko. Because he was tough and she did put out for him, though, she decided it would be better to save him than to outright get rid of the asshole.
MISDREAVUS ♀ | Ghost | LV33 (0/5)
Nickname: Jewels
Nature: It's Panty's bitch and it loves it.
Ability: It floats
Status: Sticks around. Panty likes beating it around. Stupid Ghost.
Moves: Growl, Mindfuck, Spite, Act... (Growl, Psywave, Spite, Astonish, Confuse Ray, Mean Look, Psybeam, Pain Split)
Details: ANOTHER egg thing. Panty really likes beating on it because it's a Ghost type, and what's even better, it seems to like it too - it just wants to please her. It's kind of like Shit but not a disgusting piece of shit, so it gets to stay.
VULPIX ♂ | Fire | LV34 (0/5)
Nickname: Fagmo
Nature: It's probably gay
Ability: It's a gay stripper
Status: In storage because of the stupid six Pokemon limit. Not that she needs more of the fucking things.
Moves: Fag Off, Shake It, Sing... (Ember, Tail Whip, Roar, Quick Attack, Will-O-Wisp, Confuse Ray, Imprison, Flamethrower, Safeguard, Payback, Fire Spin)
Details: Guess what? This one came out of an egg too. They all came out of eggs except the turd. Fucking Pokemon. This one likes pretty shit and dressing up, and for that reason, Panty dubbed it gay and promptly wouldn't accept any other reason for the behavior.
GLAMEOW ♀ | Normal | LV47 (1/5)
Nickname: Pussy
Nature: Smug bitch
Ability: She's flexible
Status: She's in the party because she's the first Pokemon that Panty's caught that she actually likes.
Moves: Fake It, Scratch, Meow, Mindfuck... (Fake Out, Scratch, Growl, Hypnosis, Faint Attack, Fury Swipes, Charm, Assist, Captivate, Slash, Sucker Punch, Attract)
Detail: Eggthing. Disregarding cats don't even HATCH from fucking eggs... It's a smug bitch and it lets the other Pokemon know it, but it still knows Panty is top dog, and despite being a stupid animal, Panty can respect this. Sort of. At the very least, she's keeping the pussycat around.
PIPLUP ♂ | Water | LV21 (1/5)
Nickname: Slave
Nature: Pussy
Ability: Wets itself when it's scared
Status: In the party because she needs her slave and he MUST need her. Or else.
Moves: Fuck, Tweet, Boobs... (Pound, Growl, Bubble, Water Sport, Peck, Bubble Beam)
Details: The last of her egg things, Slave is absolutely terrified of Panty and thus listens to pretty much everything she says without question. It reaaaally doesn't want to know what would happen to it otherwise...
SKORUPI ♂ | Poison/Bug | LV21 (0/5)
Nickname: Titty Twister
Nature: Pervert
Ability: Virgin Killer
Status: Put into the box for the safety of Panty's breasts.
Moves: ... (Bite, Poison Sting, Leer, Knock Off, Pin Missile, Accupressure)
Details: Caught in Violet during the whole Bug Invasion thing when this one BROKE INTO HER FUCKING ROOM solely to grope her. After beating it to death, she decided to catch it because, hey, scorpions should be strong right? ... Oh wait, no, fuck scorpions. Little shits.
COMBEE ♀ | Bug/Flying | LV17 (3/5)
Nickname: Cookie
Nature: Weird
Ability: Honey Honey lots of fucking Honey
Status: In Panty's party for reasons she does not understand.
Moves: ... (Gust, Sweet Scent)
Details: Easter Gift! Oh bo-- OH WAIT IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING EGGTHING. At first, Panty fucked with it by chewing on it to get honey out. Then Panty got bored with that because honey wasn't spicy enough for her. Unfortunately, the thing, by then, grew to ENJOY being in Panty's mouth. Shit sucks.
TENTACRUEL ♂ | Water/Poison | LV24 (0/5)
Nickname: Dicks
Nature: Quiet. Too quiet.
Ability: Premature Ejaculation
Status: In the box for now.
Moves: ... (Poison Sting, SuperSonic, Constrict, Acid, Toxic Spikes, BubbleBeam, Wrap)
Details: Dicks was caught during that whole Olivine shitfest when Panty thought it was going to be a beach party... and turned out to be a storm and work. Reminded of a certain beach adventure, Panty caught dicks for reasons she doesn't plan on mentioning right now. Dicks, on the other hand, just doesn't give a fuck.
INVENTORY
-- 1 PokéGear
-- 5 Potions
-- 1 Repel, 1 MaxRepel
-- 1 Escape Rope
-- 5 PokéBalls
-- 1 Fire Stone
-- 1 change of clothes.
-- 3 changes of undergarments
-- 1 12oz bottle of liquid soap
-- 1 8oz bottle of shampoo; 1 8oz bottle of conditioner
-- 1 washcloth, 2 towels (one small, one larger), 1 toothbrush, 1 travel-sized pack of toothpaste
-- clothes line, 6 clothes pins, and rubber gloves
-- bento lunch from mom + trail mix
-- Trainer Handbook
-- 1 sleeping bag
Traveling With: Me, Myself, and I
Money: P36450
Badges: None
Last Updated: May 29
POKEMON
MUK ♂ | Poison | LV49 (2/5)
Nickname: Shitstain
Nature: Masochist
Ability: It fucking stinks.
Status: Won't go away.
Moves: Fart, Fuck, Fap, Lube, Smile... (Poison Gas, Pound, Harden, Mud Slap, Disable, Minimize, Sludge, Mud Bomb, Fling, Screech, Acid Armor)
Details: Met in Morning Wood Town at Level 5. It's a kinky little piece of LITERAL SHIT that won't die. Fuck it.
LOPUNNY ♀ | Normal | LV57 (2/5)
Nickname: Slut Bunny
Nature: Whore
Ability: Whore Run
Status: It stays whether she likes it or not. The babies are good for funds and with how it trains ITSELF fighting the boymons, it's easily her strongest.
Moves: Spit, Fuck, Hide Like A Bitch, Take It, Get Off, Quickie... (Splash, Pound, Defense Curl, Endure, Frustration, Quick Attack, Jump Kick, Baton Bass, Agility, Dizzy Punch, Charm, Bounce, Healing Wish)
Details: Given to her by Professor Elm as an egg, hatched a few days later. It's a whore, but her slutiness got Panty loads of cash and other Pokemon, so she can't be all mad that it's a whore.
SMOOCHUM ♀ | Ice/Psychic | LV16 (0/5)
Nickname: Bitch Lips
Nature: Too Young
Ability: Oblivious as Fuck
Status: In the box. Fat lips got weird instead of being funny after a few days.
Moves: Fuck, Lick, Sweet Kiss... (Pound, Lick, Sweet Kiss, Powder Snow, Confusion)
Details: Got it as an egg. Fucking eggs. At first it was kind of cute, actually looking human and all, but the novelty wore off after Panty realized it was more of a virgin than Brief and her Grimer combined.
EEVEE ♀ | Normal | LV25 (0/5)
Nickname: Jackpot
Nature: Gullible
Ability: She goes both ways
Status: Boxed when Panty realized everyone and their mother had one of these and it wasn't so much of a jackpot after all.
Moves: Hump, Shake It, Handjob, Fuck Off... (Tackle, Tail Whip, Helping Hand, Sand Attack, Growl, Quick Attack)
Details: Jumped on an egg of these as soon as Panty heard about why people like Eevees so much. Eagerly awaiting the day she can sell eggs of them for insane prices.
LUXRAY ♂ | Electric | LV45 (2/5)
Nickname: Douche
Nature: Douchebag
Ability: Be an asshole
Status: Brought out of the box and into the party once Panty decided to get serious.
Moves: Hump, Douche Look, Jack Off, Assholery... (Tackle, Leer, Charge, Spark, Bite, Roar, Swagger, Thunder Fang)
Details: Another egg-hatched thing. Panty was tempted to ditch him outright because, while his attitude is something she doesn't mind in men, in shit that's supposed to be her basically-animal-slaves? Don't need the attitude, bucko. Because he was tough and she did put out for him, though, she decided it would be better to save him than to outright get rid of the asshole.
MISDREAVUS ♀ | Ghost | LV33 (0/5)
Nickname: Jewels
Nature: It's Panty's bitch and it loves it.
Ability: It floats
Status: Sticks around. Panty likes beating it around. Stupid Ghost.
Moves: Growl, Mindfuck, Spite, Act... (Growl, Psywave, Spite, Astonish, Confuse Ray, Mean Look, Psybeam, Pain Split)
Details: ANOTHER egg thing. Panty really likes beating on it because it's a Ghost type, and what's even better, it seems to like it too - it just wants to please her. It's kind of like Shit but not a disgusting piece of shit, so it gets to stay.
VULPIX ♂ | Fire | LV34 (0/5)
Nickname: Fagmo
Nature: It's probably gay
Ability: It's a gay stripper
Status: In storage because of the stupid six Pokemon limit. Not that she needs more of the fucking things.
Moves: Fag Off, Shake It, Sing... (Ember, Tail Whip, Roar, Quick Attack, Will-O-Wisp, Confuse Ray, Imprison, Flamethrower, Safeguard, Payback, Fire Spin)
Details: Guess what? This one came out of an egg too. They all came out of eggs except the turd. Fucking Pokemon. This one likes pretty shit and dressing up, and for that reason, Panty dubbed it gay and promptly wouldn't accept any other reason for the behavior.
GLAMEOW ♀ | Normal | LV47 (1/5)
Nickname: Pussy
Nature: Smug bitch
Ability: She's flexible
Status: She's in the party because she's the first Pokemon that Panty's caught that she actually likes.
Moves: Fake It, Scratch, Meow, Mindfuck... (Fake Out, Scratch, Growl, Hypnosis, Faint Attack, Fury Swipes, Charm, Assist, Captivate, Slash, Sucker Punch, Attract)
Detail: Eggthing. Disregarding cats don't even HATCH from fucking eggs... It's a smug bitch and it lets the other Pokemon know it, but it still knows Panty is top dog, and despite being a stupid animal, Panty can respect this. Sort of. At the very least, she's keeping the pussycat around.
PIPLUP ♂ | Water | LV21 (1/5)
Nickname: Slave
Nature: Pussy
Ability: Wets itself when it's scared
Status: In the party because she needs her slave and he MUST need her. Or else.
Moves: Fuck, Tweet, Boobs... (Pound, Growl, Bubble, Water Sport, Peck, Bubble Beam)
Details: The last of her egg things, Slave is absolutely terrified of Panty and thus listens to pretty much everything she says without question. It reaaaally doesn't want to know what would happen to it otherwise...
SKORUPI ♂ | Poison/Bug | LV21 (0/5)
Nickname: Titty Twister
Nature: Pervert
Ability: Virgin Killer
Status: Put into the box for the safety of Panty's breasts.
Moves: ... (Bite, Poison Sting, Leer, Knock Off, Pin Missile, Accupressure)
Details: Caught in Violet during the whole Bug Invasion thing when this one BROKE INTO HER FUCKING ROOM solely to grope her. After beating it to death, she decided to catch it because, hey, scorpions should be strong right? ... Oh wait, no, fuck scorpions. Little shits.
COMBEE ♀ | Bug/Flying | LV17 (3/5)
Nickname: Cookie
Nature: Weird
Ability: Honey Honey lots of fucking Honey
Status: In Panty's party for reasons she does not understand.
Moves: ... (Gust, Sweet Scent)
Details: Easter Gift! Oh bo-- OH WAIT IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING EGGTHING. At first, Panty fucked with it by chewing on it to get honey out. Then Panty got bored with that because honey wasn't spicy enough for her. Unfortunately, the thing, by then, grew to ENJOY being in Panty's mouth. Shit sucks.
TENTACRUEL ♂ | Water/Poison | LV24 (0/5)
Nickname: Dicks
Nature: Quiet. Too quiet.
Ability: Premature Ejaculation
Status: In the box for now.
Moves: ... (Poison Sting, SuperSonic, Constrict, Acid, Toxic Spikes, BubbleBeam, Wrap)
Details: Dicks was caught during that whole Olivine shitfest when Panty thought it was going to be a beach party... and turned out to be a storm and work. Reminded of a certain beach adventure, Panty caught dicks for reasons she doesn't plan on mentioning right now. Dicks, on the other hand, just doesn't give a fuck.
INVENTORY
-- 1 PokéGear
-- 5 Potions
-- 1 Repel, 1 MaxRepel
-- 1 Escape Rope
-- 5 PokéBalls
-- 1 Fire Stone
-- 1 change of clothes.
-- 3 changes of undergarments
-- 1 12oz bottle of liquid soap
-- 1 8oz bottle of shampoo; 1 8oz bottle of conditioner
-- 1 washcloth, 2 towels (one small, one larger), 1 toothbrush, 1 travel-sized pack of toothpaste
-- clothes line, 6 clothes pins, and rubber gloves
-- bento lunch from mom + trail mix
-- Trainer Handbook
-- 1 sleeping bag