Chapter 31; Video-Eggs!; Filtered Texts

[usedtherapy]

[[Good afteroon, Johto. What a lovely day it is, isn't it? Sunny, unbearably warm, perfect day to stay inside and...

Sell eggs, apparently.

Your 'gears are now showing the site of a small collection of eggs, and a very happy pair of parents sitting near by.]]

Salutations, everyone. We have come into possession of a handful of Buneary eggs, and

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[8etterl8]

I like the sound of these!
I'll offer you 1,000!

[Yup, that's all she's offering.]

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[usedwindything]

and you should! bunearies are pretty awesome pokemon.
even when they don't know special moves.
and like hell i am going to make you pay for one, vriska.
:/

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[8etterl8]

Good! ::::)
I didn't know if Rose would make me pay, 8ut if I can get it without even 8etter!
I looked them up in the Pokédex thing too.
They remind me of that long eared stuffed toy from that movie with the extremely rugged human.

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[usedwindything]

well i do get a say in payment negotiations since the mother is mine.
exactly!
why do you think i had to have one?
and name her casey? :P

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[8etterl8]

Good thing too!
It sounds like the wigglers come more from the mother anyway, so you should pro8a8ly get more of a say.
Casey... was that the name of the stuffed creature?

[Vriska was hardly paying attention to names in that movie. Or to anything else that wasn't rugged Nic Cage really.]

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[usedwindything]

...vriska, i am disappointed.
i thought you said you watched con air!
tsk tsk.
casey was poe's loving blonde daughter!

[Though John will not argue about how rugged Nic Cage is, that is still no excuse Vriska. He is so very disappoint right now.]

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[8etterl8]

I did watch it!!!!!!!!
The small human, okay. Jeeeeeeeeze.
You can't expect me to pay attention to every small detail in your crappy yet strangely appealing movie can you?

Text; i...guess this is where i say "the badge was mod-approved"?

[usedwindything]

[It's a good thing this isn't a video feed. Vriska would be getting the most appalled look of "I can't believe I'm hearing this" right now.]

...that was a major detail, vriska!
so disappoint!
i'm just...going to pretend that i didn't read any of that.
lalala it didn't happen!!!!!!!!
so, do you want me to send the egg to you or give it to you in person?
i got the plain badge yesterday so we should be leaving pretty soon.
just have to find homes for all these eggs first.

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[8etterl8]

Fiiiiiiiine.
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I'll w8 until you can give it to me in person!
Much 8etter that way. So when we finally meet, you'll have a present for me!
See how perfectly that works out!

Text; yeah. :|b /was too lazy to do a badge post

[usedwindything]

don't you lineface at me.
:|
and yes, that does work out rather nicely.
alright, i will just hold on to one of them for you.
where are you now anyway?
did you make it to cherrygrove yet?

Re: Text; uuuunderstandable especially with Whitney.

[8etterl8]

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It looks like I'm aaaaaaaalmost to Cherrygrove.
I can see some sort of dinky looking township in the distance.
I'll 8e there 8y l8er tonight for sure.
This is easy peasy travel, though I do sort of miss my rocket shoes.

Text; yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh... :|;;

[usedwindything]

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haha, yeah that sounds like cherrygrove alright.
it's...kinda dinky.
but i definitely agree about the rockets. it would be SO much easier if i still had my rocket pack.
guess i'll just have to wait until I find the fly hm.
that will...kind of be like a rocket pack, i guess.

Text; though how did John handle the crying xD

[8etterl8]

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Rocket packet, shmocket pack!
You could fly John! We could fly once........
Rocket shoes were convenient, 8ut having wings is much more so.
I just thought the shoes were snazzy you know.
Ugh, and now I'm st8ck in this stupid, powerless hum8n 8ody!

Text; luckily he knew about it before hand. he still felt kinda bad.

[usedwindything]

ok i give.
that is just too many eyes and line and i can't compete with that without having this get even sillier than it already is.
you mean my dreamself could fly though, right?
that's not really the same thing...
especially since i didn't spend enough time asleep to actually do much flying.
or does this have something to do with you killing me and giving me immortality or whatever?
does that give me the power of flight too?
being human isn't so bad though!
who knows, you might actually like it more than you think!
though it would have been nice to actually see what you guys looked like.

Text; at least he had warning?

[8etterl8]

xxxxD
Seeeeeeee John, you just can't 8eat me.
A8out the flying, let's go with the immortality 8it.
It's called godtier and it gives you lots of special powers(not to mention an awesome hood), and you and me, we're the only ones in our sessions to reach such a stage. ::::D
I'll have to draw you a picture of what we looked like.
We were fearsome yet 8eautiful creatures.
Grey skin, wicked cool horns, sharp teeth.
I suppose we'll see how this human 8ody holds itself.

Text; yes and no. shinn's head's up was pretty much a horror story.

[usedwindything]

oh.
ok well that's cool then i guess.
so you really did manage to kill me then, huh?
drawing a picture might be a good idea though.
aradia told me about the skin and the horns but hearing about it isn't really the same as seeing it.
i'm sure it will hold up just fine.
we can be surprisingly durable! :D