Chapter 1; [Video/Action for New Bark]
[[The feed flicks on to show a pretty cool Wooper. He's standing there, obviously outside judging from the tree he's leaning against, acting chill, looking at you like he knows you're fawning over him. If this Wooper had hands? He'd be shooting you an oh so cool finger gun. But alas, he does not. That's okay though, it doesn't take away from how cool he is.
He is the coolest of cool kids.
It is him.]]
I did not entreat you to begin recording for me, and would appreciate it if you would refrain from doing so in the future, Dave.
[[The voice off screen comes closer as it speaks, and pretty soon the camera is being lifted up and showing the face of a girl, who looks completely unamused with the antics of her Pokemon.]]
And you truly must to stop behaving like that. It is unbecoming of you, and highly irritating.
[[Turning her attention to the viewers, she offers you about the same look.]]
Salutations to any whom may be viewing this. I will be keeping this as condensed as possible, abstaining from dragging this out with gratuitous introductions or lavish chronicles detailing every particle of who I am. At this stage, it would be unmitigatedly pointless of me to do such a thing.
I am Rose Lalonde. I am requesting information regarding the location I am now presently finding myself, the purpose of my arrival, and if it is possible to barter the companion I was given with anyone else for a more desirable creature.
I would also appreciate any light that would be cast upon the whereabouts of my friends. They would be --- Hey!
[[Before she could finish, a certain Pokemon had obviously become tired of her blabbering, and papped the gear out of her hands. It clattered to the floor and the screen is once again filled with his stare. If he were any cooler, Johto would freeze over.
Oh wait. It already was.
That is how cool he is. He preemptively froze Johto for his arrival.]]
...you are such an insufferable prick.
He is the coolest of cool kids.
It is him.]]
I did not entreat you to begin recording for me, and would appreciate it if you would refrain from doing so in the future, Dave.
[[The voice off screen comes closer as it speaks, and pretty soon the camera is being lifted up and showing the face of a girl, who looks completely unamused with the antics of her Pokemon.]]
And you truly must to stop behaving like that. It is unbecoming of you, and highly irritating.
[[Turning her attention to the viewers, she offers you about the same look.]]
Salutations to any whom may be viewing this. I will be keeping this as condensed as possible, abstaining from dragging this out with gratuitous introductions or lavish chronicles detailing every particle of who I am. At this stage, it would be unmitigatedly pointless of me to do such a thing.
I am Rose Lalonde. I am requesting information regarding the location I am now presently finding myself, the purpose of my arrival, and if it is possible to barter the companion I was given with anyone else for a more desirable creature.
I would also appreciate any light that would be cast upon the whereabouts of my friends. They would be --- Hey!
[[Before she could finish, a certain Pokemon had obviously become tired of her blabbering, and papped the gear out of her hands. It clattered to the floor and the screen is once again filled with his stare. If he were any cooler, Johto would freeze over.
Oh wait. It already was.
That is how cool he is. He preemptively froze Johto for his arrival.]]
...you are such an insufferable prick.