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[usedtroll]

 [ June looks distressed.

Very, very distressed. ]

... My Eevee evolved.

[ Normally people are happy about that, right? Not this girl. No, she's rather upset. June turns the camera slightly to face her brand new Umbreon, who looks... neglected. Lonely. Rather like the owner, really. ]

Sorry... NiNi. [ June frowns, then looks back to the camera. Looking

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[islandshore]

Sorry, but there's no way.

[A beat.]

But why would you want to undo it? Dark Types are hard to come by.

[usedtroll]

Someone really important gave her to me.

[ ... sob ;; ]

He gave it to me because she was so cute and innocent... like me, I guess. [ ha. ha. ] And now she's all Dark and creepy...

[islandshore]

I wouldn't call her creepy. Just different.

[If she wanted a creepy Umbreon... his is so much worse.]

[usedtroll]

... I guess.

[ laskjd She feels bad, she does, it's just... man, this is so weird. They shouldn't change so much. ]

But she's not the Eevee that Santa gave me.

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[cynicizing]

... The hell are you on, Akane? The thing's fine.

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[usedtroll]

Nu-uh! She's a Dark type now.

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[cynicizing]

... And your point is?

[He does get it, but... he doesn't want it to be a big deal for her.]

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[usedtroll]

So, she was normal, but now she's dark.

Sound familiar? Really use your imagination on this one.

[ She's a little more aggravated than somber now, mainly because she's focusing on how unfair this is. How come she always has to be reminded of what she did? Can't she forget? ]

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[thebelsareinert]

Why would you want to do that?

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[usedtroll]

Well... let me put this into perspective.

You know how parents never want their children go grow up? How they want them to stay young and cute and happy forever?

That's what this is like.

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[thebelsareinert]

... That's usually a bad thing that doesn't happen anyway, though.

Unless the kid dies or has some kind of birth defect.

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[usedtroll]

... That's kind of depressing, huh?

[ Junes frowns. ]

It was a long shot. I wasn't really expecting to a way to make her "unevolve".

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[combat_butler]

--eh?! W-What's wrong with Umbreon? *Hayate asks while he has his peeking into the camera view from his lap*

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[usedtroll]

It's just kind of hard to imagine that my Eevee evolved into... this. [ She laughs. ]

I'm just being silly.

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[combat_butler]

W-Well... Yeah, it's a pretty big shift, sure... And I'll admit that going from brown and fuzzy to nearly double the size with a sleek black coat and piercing red eyes is kind of a sudden shift, but... *He shifts the Umbreon in his lap, who lets out a 'Breeee!' at the camera*

They're still really cute!

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[usedtroll]

Haha!

[ She giggles at his Umbreon, offering a little wave to him. ]

Aww! They are cute, huh? [ June smiles, gesturing her NiNi closer. ] I guess I only saw it as a bad thing...

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[hewhosurvives]

[ Aww, why so upset, Kanny? Don't worry; your hero is here to cheer you up...! ]

...Hey. I've never seen one of those before, but it looks pretty cool.

You don't like it, Kanny?

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[usedtroll]

[ :|

June frowns because really? Really. Junpei of all people? aslkd. ]

That's not it. [ She sighs, wondering if she should hang up right now. ] She's just...

Different.

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[hewhosurvives]

[ He's totally unaware that you're having some sort of existential crisis right now. It's not a bad Pokémon, man! ]

Don't Pokémon usually look different after evolving? I don't think you have to worry about it. [ Shrug. ]

I mean, Clover's like ten times as big now, but she hasn't changed much otherwise.

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[usedtroll]

It's the first time any of mine have evolved. . .

[ . . . Why are they talking about this even? She's doesn't want to chat with Jumpy about all this. ]

Well, whatever. What are you doing, Jumpy?