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[usedtroll]

 [ June looks distressed.

Very, very distressed. ]

... My Eevee evolved.

[ Normally people are happy about that, right? Not this girl. No, she's rather upset. June turns the camera slightly to face her brand new Umbreon, who looks... neglected. Lonely. Rather like the owner, really. ]

Sorry... NiNi. [ June frowns, then looks back to the camera. Looking

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[hewhosurvives]

[ Aww, why so upset, Kanny? Don't worry; your hero is here to cheer you up...! ]

...Hey. I've never seen one of those before, but it looks pretty cool.

You don't like it, Kanny?

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[usedtroll]

[ :|

June frowns because really? Really. Junpei of all people? aslkd. ]

That's not it. [ She sighs, wondering if she should hang up right now. ] She's just...

Different.

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[hewhosurvives]

[ He's totally unaware that you're having some sort of existential crisis right now. It's not a bad Pokémon, man! ]

Don't Pokémon usually look different after evolving? I don't think you have to worry about it. [ Shrug. ]

I mean, Clover's like ten times as big now, but she hasn't changed much otherwise.

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[usedtroll]

It's the first time any of mine have evolved. . .

[ . . . Why are they talking about this even? She's doesn't want to chat with Jumpy about all this. ]

Well, whatever. What are you doing, Jumpy?

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[hewhosurvives]

Then shouldn't you be celebrating?

[ The point of Pokémon is to have strong teams, Kanny. But fine, change the subject. ]

Uh. Actually, I'm over at some old ruins. I'm going to go explore them in a bit...see what's inside.

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[usedtroll]

Explore?

[ ... haha. You'd think he'd avoid doing that considering -- ]

Don't get lost.

[ She means it. ]

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[hewhosurvives]

Yeah. You know, see if there's any hidden treasures....or mummies, I guess.

But don't worry. What's the worst that could happen?

[ Why would you even ask that question, Junpei. WHY. ]