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[usedtroll]

[ WARNING: 999 SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! ]

Guess who!

[ But you don't really need to guess because hey, she's on video! ]

So, I have some exciting news! As some of you may know, today is my older brother's birthday! [ eee, exciting! ] Santa is turning...old, today. Like thirty. [ BEST SISTER EVER okay. ]

I threw a surprise party for him! Well

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[cynicizing]

[....

Somehow, this doesn't entirely surprise him, but goddamnit, June.]

... Two things, Akane.

One: what the fuck is this?

And two: I really hate you sometimes, you know that?

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[usedtroll]

[ WHAT'S THAT SOUND? OH. IT'S NOTHING.

BECAUSE JUNE ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING UNTIL THAT HEADER SAYS ACTION ]

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[cynicizing]

[UGH FINE. Still yelling from their room so that she can hear him-]

Hate you!

[But yeah, yeah, he'll be heading to wherever she is. :|a]

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[usedtroll]

[ She'll be waiting at the end of the staircase, with the biggest damn smile on her face. ]

Love you too, brother dearest!

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[combat_butler]

*oh boy apologies in advance june but.*

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What sort of evil parents did you have that they named your brother Santa?

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[usedtroll]

It's funny, isn't it? A son named Santa, and a daughter named June. Our parents must have been hilarious!

[ whoops she doesn't really believe that, but hello bitter subject. ]

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[combat_butler]

It's like some kind of twisted joke like they wanted you six months apart.

Even beyond that, naming a kid Santa is just cruel punishment.

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[usedtroll]

I certainly tease him a lot for it. [ Smiling ~ ] You know, his starter pokemon was a reindeer-thing?

Johto must have a sense of humor too!

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[attrites]

Thirty? That is old...

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[usedtroll]

I know right? He's been alive as far as I can remember!

[ well, June, you are the younger one... ]

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[attrites]

Wow, then he must be, like... ancient!

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[usedtroll]

He is, he is! White hair and everything!

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[usedkunai]

[Since he's hanging out in his room and way too lazy to get up.]

30, huh. Guess that's supposed to explain the hair, heheh.

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[usedtroll]

Mhm, yep! [ giggling! ] For his next birthday, I'll have to get him a cane.

[ wait for it... ]

Candy cane.

[ YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ]

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[usedkunai]

[Okay, that one he's wincing at.]

Wow, June-san... that was almost as bad as Ted's puns...

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[usedtroll]

Hehe, sorry, Yosuke! I've wasted all my good Christmas puns on Santa's cake, so I'm a little worn out.

[ To be fair, they were pretty good in the beginning! ]

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[4leafcleaver]

Thirty?!

[This is Clover.

This is Clover giggling over the network. And those giggles will now evolve into laughter...give her a few moments to stop. Okay, there.]

I'll probably stop by, sure. I've also got something for you.

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[usedtroll]

[ awww, lil' Clover sis. So cute. ]

For me? [ Puzzled look. ] Do you mean for Santa?

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[4leafcleaver]

I...think I've got something for Santa, yeah. [A small, sad smile.] But I'm also giving you something.

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[usedtroll]

[ oof the sad smile why... ]

... Everything okay?