The La Force Legacy: Generation 3, Ch. 1
IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!
I've posted a new chapter.
Enjoy. :D
PS: If you haven't read it already, here's an explanation for my ridiculously long absence, I hope you'll forgive me!
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IN THE LAST MAGICALLY DELICIOUS EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
Ecruteak was revealed as our Generation Three heiress!
We were introduced to Nolan, Ecruteak’s “special friend”. (;
Padmé time traveled! And we redecorated. So not a ton happened.
Teak did eventually get past both her mother AND uncle in time to see Nolan.
Anakin was none too happy with their conversation topic.
Nolan: I hope to become a famous musician someday. I’ll have piles and piles of cash!
Anakin: ..The fuck?!
Anakin: Quit dreamin’, DREAM BOY.
I find with old age, Anakin’s become even more grumpy and deranged. It’s awesome.
Back inside, it seemed Teak and Nolan’s relationship was progressing.
Ecruteak: I’m just gonna say it. NOLANILIKEYOU. There.
Nolan: Come again? I think I missed that last bit.
Ecruteak: Um, I...
<3
Ecruteak: I... like you. THEREISAIDIT.
And Nolan was so happy, he cried. It was kinda cute..
But I’m not gonna lie, I lol’d so hard. XD
Ecruteak: Sooo... be my boyfriend?
This is Nolan’s aggressive ‘yes’.
They then decided to.. celebrate. (;
Out on the patio, Anakin was trying out the new telescope.
Anakin: LOL OMG ALIEN SECKS. Teehee!
Anakin: Okay. Back to (srs) business.
The next morning...
Ecruteak: I feel... strange. Almost as though there’s a little gnome inside me.
Something like that... (;
Ecruteak: BLLLLLARRRRRRRFFFFGH OH HEY THIS IS A TOILET, HOW CONVENIENT YYYYOOOOOOOOGGGGGRRRRFF.
After some face time with the toilet, Ecruteak decided her logic skills could use some brushing up on. Her LTW was Pervasive Private Eye, after all.
Ecruteak: A worthy opponent, indeed...
Ecruteak: Nolan, I’ve got something to say. See my fists? They’re HUGE. Almost big enough for a giant ring to fit around them.
Nolan: Your point, sweetheart?
Ecruteak: Oh. That was all I wanted to say. Just that my fists are big.
Nolan: Oh.. |:
Ecruteak: Oh wait, there was something else..
Ecruteak: Wanna get married?
Ecruteak: Wanna wanna WANNA?!
Nolan: OMG YES. YESYESYES.
Cue the engagement montage!
And, once again, Nolan cried tears of joy. How darling.
LOL WIMP. Jk, I <3 Nol. Even if he is a wimp. XD
Sure enough, Ecruteak did have a little gnome person growing inside her. Generation four is already on its way!
klsdhjfkJHSKLDJFh! SHILOH?! She’s back! (‘:
And with a.. bun? What happened to your wondrously awesome Shiloh hair?
Shiloh: You probably deleted it by accident They don’t allow hair as awesome as mine in the afterlife! All the other dead people just got too jealous.
Dang. Oh well, I’m just glad you’re finally haunting! Took you long enough.
Ecruteak was not impressed with her grandmother’s ghost.
Ecruteak: “Who let the wrinkly old transparent thing in?”
Ecruteak: Was it YOU, hair?!
Ecruteak: I’LL PAY FOR MY INSOLENCE!
Bryce wasn’t exactly thrilled to see his mother-in-law, either.
Bryce: Look, I know this whole ‘legacy thing’ was about you, but.. I finally have an in-law free house. I’d like to keep it that way.
Shiloh didn’t care. She just came back to watch G4. ;D
Ecruteak: So Nolan, I’m thinking we better stock up on teddy bears..
Nolan: You mean test tubes?
Ecruteak: ...No, I mean teddy bears.
Ecruteak: You knocked me up. We’re pregnant!
ALRIGHT. It is now time to go through the three different phases a man goes through after learning his girlfriend/fiancé/wife is pregnant:
PHASE ONE: Total and utter shock.
PHASE TWO: Incoherent excitement.
PHASE THREE: Arrogant self-pride.
I love these two together. (‘:
THIS JUST IN: Apparently ghosts feel exhaustion?
Anyway, Ecruteak just got her first case. Heck yes!
..But apparently on the way there, somehow she ended up as the subject of a hit and run! WAIT- I know that face in the car!
*Gasp* AMIDALA?! O: How could you?
Amidala: I HAD TO. Ecruteak should be my daughter. I should be married to Bryce. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GENERATION TWO HEIRESS. BLAME THE VOTERS. THE CARELESS, IGNORANT VOTERS. THEY CAUSED THIS.
...Well, I’m certainly glad Ami didn’t win! She’s a nutcase. O_O
Luckily, Teak survived her aunt’s crazy hit and run tactic, and made it to her suspect’s house just in time to snoop through her mail.
Ecruteak: Such incriminating evidence! This could put her away for sure-
Uh, Teak? Someone’s creepin’!
Ecruteak: Do you think that guy will mind that I’m snooping through his sister’s stuff?
Creepin’: (Talking about his sister) Finally! Stupid bitch gets what she deserves.
Somehow I don’t think he cares.
So it’s come to this.
A pregnant Eavesdropper digging through some swamp girl’s trash.
Awesome.
Back at home, Nolan was.. being Nolan. Hey, PERFECT TIME TO LIST OFF HIS TRAITS AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION! Nolan (soon-to-be) La Force is a Dramatic, Good, Childish Virtuoso with a Good Sense of Humor. His favorites include Roots music, Hamburgers, and the color Orange. His LTW is Rock Star.
So I just started using this awesome painting replacement mod, and I love it already. Everything Padmé paints is now 987987138575345 times better. I apologize for any future ‘painting spam’, I don’t think I’ll be able to help myself! :P
I think the pregnancy hormones are finally kicking in for Teak.
Ecruteak: Look at you. Eating your french toast. Humpf.
Padmé and Bryce, on the other hand, were able to enjoy their french toast without Ecruteak’s glare. Aw, they seem excited to become grandparents. :D
Being that his LTW is to become a rock star, Nolan received a job in the music career. The family bought its first guitar straight away, and Nolan picked it up as soon as I set it on the lot.
From the look on Ecruteak’s face, I’m guessing he isn’t very good yet.
In other news, Bryce has just completed his LTW of The Culinary Librarian! That’s him after his ambrosia book exploded into simlish. Y’know, I find it sad that the first person to complete their LTW in this family is a spouse. |: Ah well, Bryce is a good one and deserves it.
So Bryce, you just completed your LTW. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?!
Bryce: I’m gonna go watch TOY STORY!
Bryce: Loljk, I’m gonna take a dump.
Well alright.
Ecruteak: FFFFFFFFFUUUUU-
It’s all happening in this chapter. ;D
Being the independent woman she is, Ecruteak drove herself to the hospital on her scooter. I... don’t feel safe. x:
Hours and hours later, Ecruteak emerged with the first child of generation four, a baby girl with the name Peach La Force. So if you haven’t figured it out by now, this generation’s naming theme is Super Mario Bros.! Chyesssss. Anyway, her traits are Loner and Heavy Sleeper, and her favorites are Indie, Cheesesteak, and Turquoise.
BOOM! Twins. (: Nolan is holding Daisy La Force, who is both Excitable and Artistic. Her favorites are French, Hot Dogs, and the color Grey.
Here’s the girls’ bedroom, decorated with their favorite colors.
Anakin has once again managed to get himself arrested. What for? Sheer badassery. ;D
Anakin: You remind me of someone..
CopLady: Shut it, La Force.
So here we have little Peach snoozing in her crib. Let’s go check on-
WTF WHERE’S DAISY? D8<
OH. Found her. |:< WTF NOLAN.
Nolan: OH YEAH, I have a baby! Ah well. She’s not cool enough for my cool, new, older friends.
Welp, that marks the end of this chapter. Next time!
- Better parenting skils!
- Toddlers!
- A wedding!
+ A zillion other things I don’t remember right now. See ya! <3